Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Chief taster at Big Bob's Bastard Beans, rubbish clairvoyant, all round grumpy git.

[Dawn Neesom @DawnNeesom]

Every bloody word of this! #Prostatecancer #getchecked #Clarkson

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@JoshuaGarfield The Japanese/Chinese would have built it, then scrapped it and rebuilt it again in the same time

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

🚨GET IT TO NUMBER 1🚨

‼️ Send a message to No. 10 & help victims of Grooming Gangs!

🎄 Buy the song for 79p:

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🎗️All proceeds will be given to causes that help survivors

[Chris Parry @DrChrisParry]

A friend sent me this and it’s funny enough to share.

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@Iromg Morning Mike, brilliant show as always, think I'm going to use the Kier Starter countdown as my new ringtone 🤣

James from Blackburn

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

100 days of Keir Starmer and Labour as told in memes that triggered the hard left, a thread 🧵

1. Leeds burns while Keir clocked off at 6pm (as he said he would). He’s nowhere to be found.

He also doesn’t take to the podium the next day to call out the “far-right” rioters.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

#Banksy has adorned an external wall of the Sandford Police HQ

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@NoContextBrits T-shirt and shorts weather, perfect 🤣

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@JeremyVineOn5 @Tessadunlop @GeoffNorcott @theJeremyVine Tbh, it gets annoying after a while, "World In Motion" is a better tune.....
https://t.co/pQr4P6AGHA

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Due to the heavy flurries of #UKSnow we have allowed the majority of officers to return to their homes

Two officers have been voluntold to stay on duty in case of emergencies

Please don’t have any emergencies, our response time will not be quick

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@BBCNWT Looks like CMOT Dibbler is in the area 🤣

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

See what happens when Kevin and his vegetable friends visit William Conker’s Christmas Factory in our 2023 Christmas Ad 🎄 #AldiAmazingChristmas #KevinTheCarrot

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@LeoKearse No common sense, he could see the van turning, he should have slowed fucking down and he wouldn't have bruised his ego

[The Dead Files @TheDeadFilesTV]

Don’t miss an ALL NEW season of the #DeadFiles next Thursday September 7th!

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 @samwarmstrong An extra 2 yrs, FFS, make it 10 yrs added on, and if they've been given a whole life term make them serve the first 10 yrs as basic as possible, no home comforts etc.

[Mr-Kaliko🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KalikoMr]

Just want to say good luck with the results tomorrow to my daughter, her friends and all the other students, hope you all get what you want/need. If you don't, it's not the end of the world, there will be staff and others to help/advise you.

[SaintWilfridsCofE @SaintWilfrids]

GCSE RESULTS DAY

We can't wait to celebrate with you tomorrow! Results can be collected from 8:30am. Sixth Form enrolment is open until 3pm (external applicants from 10:30am).

Both events will take place in E Block - please use the external entrance (at the back of Sixth Form).

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[Julie Burchill @BoozeAndFagz]

Gary Lineker: patron saint of the over-privileged https://t.co/8ev6NCGjJd It's me in SPIKED!