Kalil Rivers

Canadian American. I live vicariously through ninjas. U of Oregon Alumni. Traveler. Pescatarian. Thumb Wrestling Champion of the World.

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@ColeYoungFan Don’t post anything like this…….Seahawks fans will crucify you.

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@joelsmith I get you are a Seahawks fan, but seriously. He was out of bounds by like 3 yards.

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@Softykjr You are ugly.

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@emilyetaylor23 Sam Darnold FINALLY remembering he’s Sam Darnold.

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@AvgMarinersFan_ Sam Darnold FINALLY remembered he’s Sam Darnold.

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@EvanHillHB Talk shit get hit.

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@GoneQuackers13 @cookinquack Yeah, that’s a possibility as well.

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@KAYSCRIMES

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@TuckerEnjoyer23 These poor bastards are going through it. What’s even more hilarious is that our true rivals are the Giants.

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@BlueJaysWay25 A fan of a last place team chiming in is crazy work.

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@SDCA_Equipment @FilmThePoliceLA

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@MylesMakinMoney

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@sunsopeningband

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@CalebMVP_SZN

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@art_hinojos Imagine an Angels fan talking about something being inconsequential.

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@parkertaylor2 You are totally correct about the 5 aces……and it’s fucking awesome!

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@MissionVlyMafia It must suck having to talk about the offseason when there’s still baseball being played. I guess as a Padres fan you are used to it.

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@AstrosAtoZ I used a similar joke, come up with your own. I’ll wait.

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@AstrosAtoZ Make sure to wear a condom though. I don’t want the kid to come out retarded.

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@AstrosAtoZ I’ll DM you.