Rachel Kallan

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Am I attractive? Yes. Am I a terrible person? Also yes. Do I have a portrait in the attic that bears the marks of my corrupted soul, aging while I remain youthful? What's wrong with you why would you ask me that, and no I don't. Obviously. Just to be clear

[Rachel Kallan @KallanRachel]

rest in peace to the king.

[Rachel Kallan @KallanRachel]

@nytimes tf? do i have a vintage list? can i get my money back? my broken stats? had me crying in my kitchen at 6:30 am for nothing smh. i’m a CYNIC.

[Rachel Kallan @KallanRachel]

@nytimes tf? do i have a vintage list? can i get my money back? my broken stats? had me crying in my kitchen at 6:30 am for nothing smh. i’m a CYNIC.

[Rachel Kallan @KallanRachel]

@empuop #onlyforyou

[Rachel Kallan @KallanRachel]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #suckmyd

[Technoblade @Technothepig]

my gaming yacht has been sunk by Haters