Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

“A true yuh pussy golden any man come it hold dem.”

Music Video entitled “Back it up” Out Now on all streaming and digital media platforms.

(Click the link tree in my bio to listen full song).

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

Eating avocado toast is the only time I prefer my investments to be green and soft.

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

How does a sushi chef stay in shape? They roll every day.

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

Why didn't the sushi ever feel alone? Because it always comes in a set.
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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

"It's not an argument; it's a passionate discussion about my DUPR rating."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

My paddle and I are in a committed court-ship, and third-shot drops are our love language."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

I’m in a real pickle trying to win this set.

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

The net results favor the brave, but the kitchen results favor the ruthlessly competitive."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

My pickleball game is strong... my patience, however, is not."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

I play every single rec game like it's the Olympic gold medal match."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

"I pace myself—I go from zero to 'over-competitive' in exactly one tiebreaker."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

My strategy is simple: hit the ball directly at the person who just told me to 'just have fun'."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

I don't just play for points. I play to absolutely shatter the other team's confidence."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

We make a great doubles team. I do 90% of the running, and you do 100% of the apologizing."

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

Why did the bread go to therapy? Because it kneaded it.

[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

Why did the hummus blush? Because it saw a chickpea!

[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

I’m not arguing on the court; I’m simply discussing my strategy passionately.

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@elitepickleballclub

[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

I was going to make a joke about your unforced errors, but I didn't want to add insult to injury.

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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

Win by two?" Nah, let’s cap it at 15 if you’re short on time, or we can just stay here until dark.
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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

I told my partner we need to get serious, so we set a timer for a 9-1-1 call at 9-1-1.
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[Kallang🇯🇲👉🏾🦁👈🏾 @KallangVergo]

"If you're not willing to put your life on the line for recreational pickleball, then what are you even doing?"

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