Kalli Valek

I think I’m hilarious and that’s what matters

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

On Tuesday, 2/21/23, this student violently attacked his teacher aide at Matanzas HS.

When deputies spoke with the student, he explained that he was upset because the aide took his Nintendo Switch away during class.

Student was described as 6’6”, 270 lbs
https://t.co/UrXoFFZzxv

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

Omg I was saying this all last week

[Paige @_slim_paigey]

Okay I can’t be the only one who looks at Jason and sees Matt Saracen from Friday night lights????? #TheBachelorette #TheBachelorettes

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

@tanishaporter__ Always the worst times lol

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

I don’t like Duke, but I’ll always respect Coach K

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

My sense of humor is very similar to my 5th graders. Take what you will with that lol

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

@Payyyy_ See ya Monday 🤗

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

Not a picture of me trying to see how dark my roots are getting

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

I think of myself as a pretty chill person, up until I’m driving and it’s like a flip switches lol the rage I have is a bit scary

[Chase @notchaselyons]

My dentist said I grind in my sleep damn he’s real for that 💯

[Rob @thegallowboob]

cutting bell peppers and adding googly eyes is bound to heal your soul a little, give it a try

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

I’ve just learned that my dad uses my Netflix account to watch Larry the cable guy, so I will now be passing away. Thank yew 🤪

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

@wilscale Good point! For me personally, I hear the line from the Princess Dairies saying “GET OFF THE GRASS” every time I have that urge

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

So, I am watching a movie (on a Saturday night, yes) and I noticed that these characters cut across the quad of their university. My question is does this happen a lot at other universities? Because I rarely see that at KSU and am curious if this actually happens.

[KK🏆 @kaileeaj_]

My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

I can’t believe my humor has got this low

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

I make myself ONE avocado egg toast and think I’m the baddest b*tch alive

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

So my sister is absolutely rocking her first Master’s of Education course and this was my mother’s reaction 😂 I feel the love ❤️

[Kalli Valek @KalliValek]

@McCorkengoggles You know what I think is funny? That every time Erin goes out she gets hit on by your best friends.