Kallie Palm

Singer/Songwriter/Stylist

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@RealCarrotFacts @SaraGottleib

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Sup Jabroni @Laura__Schulz

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I actually perform better at work when I'm hungover.

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I love how my weather app is just always on point.

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This night is wonderful.

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'I just saw that woman get out of her car and I thought it was a Rottweiler on the loose.' Something I just said. And SAW. I think.

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I seriously could not get sick of Miley Cyrus.

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@USAirways There's someone kicking the back of my seat. Can you help me?

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Alright. Round two. Let's try this again, USAirways!

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@chrissyteigen Don't let these fucking hating assholes ruin your night! Keep drinking Moët. Congrats @johnlegend !!!

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@SippinPabst miss u love u 😘

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GOOD BUS DRIVERS EXIST.

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Ughhhh Hozier be one with me #VSFashionShow

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Eating chocolate all day. Killin' Sunday.

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I think Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the greatest actors of all time.

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Destiny's Child on repeat all night.

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Cab driver playing Linger by The Cranberries. This day will probably turn out alright after all.

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@SippinPabst Twitter is dead to me now.

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@RonanFarrow and @chrissyteigen conversing on twitter has been my favorite thing in months. #twitterjayandbey

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@SippinPabst I'm too busy texting you!