Kallie Polan

22. Texas. wiener dog mom. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kallie Polan @Kalliep95]

If you are woken up, wouldn’t you want to make sure that person wakes up happy???... lololol

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@K_Rafati @jimmyfallon Yes it is too much, because you’re my best friend.

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“ a dead stripper would get me off before my ex wife does “ 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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@RSEWTRR @K_Rafati @K_Rafati

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Is mile high club full nude or butt naked?

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A little tear, don’t hurt no one

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@EnigmaFotos @KalliePolan This is my new Twitter!!

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Things we hated as children: Naps, getting spanked
Things we love as adults: Naps, getting spanked

[Kallie Polan @Kalliep95]

PSA! Hoes do get cold.

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The head spins are starting

[Samantha E. @samanthalee816]

2 proposals in 2 and a half months. Who does commitment worse?

#AftertheFinalRose

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“ Good morning, I’m a full coverage cunt. “ @JeffreeStar that is the best thing I’ve heard today 😂😁❤️

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Kami just told the uber, I fucked a guy named spongebob..” 🤦🏼‍♀️😳

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Happy birthday @justinbieber!
Can I sit on your face now?

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So apparently I sent tons of nudes last night and got feedback this morning that they were great.. ok, I thought all my nudes were great? 😳🤦🏼‍♀️

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@Kimzolciak 5:20 am 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kallie Polan @Kalliep95]

@Kimzolciak currently watching reruns of #DontBeTardy right meow. It’s 5:20 in Texas. Just wanted to let ya know you’re my spirit animal.
Everything you say, I’m like,” same girl, same!“

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