Kallini Puppets

Hand Made Ventriloquist Masks For Professional and Amateur Stage Performers, Entertainers, Fun Occasions and the Making of Hilarious Memories

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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan BREAKING NEWS - That’s just about 4 million more than me. Please press some buttons if you agree 😊

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@JohnPizzi Merry Christmas, John. Well earned rest any time soon? ❤️

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@jk_rowling My kids have thoroughly enjoyed your creations. They are enriched, enchanted and delighted. They will thank you when they are older, I thank you now ❤️

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@GuntherEagleman Monkey Pox?

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Is this the new COVID?
#monkeypox #Mpox #COVID
@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

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My 6 year old son and I sat together to watch this classic. He laughed a lot.
We’re surrounded by wonderful technology, but this serves as a reminder that sometimes the simple things can also be great.
Laurel and Hardy, The Music Box, 1932. (92 years ago - eek!)

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@IKEAUK brilliant try before you buy experience at IKEA Gateshead today.

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We all have that friend when it’s time for a picture.. 😂 https://t.co/8KV9YsCAyu

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@BBCMaryam Made my day!
A human with a sense of humour at the BBC, all is not lost!

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@thetimes I had my ring doorbell stolen

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@elonmusk Elon Mask 😊

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@RonJichardson when I told my daughter there was a comedian from the tele down the same hole as us in Derbyshire today, she wanted to go back to find you to tell you her centipede/parrot joke…
Walkie Talkie is the punch line 😊

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@elonmusk considering making a new vent mask to offer on our website.
Any objections if I went ahead and named it Elon?
Thought an Elon mask would be amusing…
#ventriloquist-mask
#kallinipuppets
#fun

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@NoContextBrits @ProfBrianCox The Long Good Shite

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@Peston @FT DON’T RAISE VAT - it will mess-up my spreadsheet!

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@piersmorgan Given that inflation has stuck at nearly 9% we’ve decided to start eating the crusts…
#CostOfLivingCrisis

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Given that inflation has stuck at nearly 9% we’ve decided to start eating the crusts…
#CostOfLivingCrisis

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Underlying or core inflation rose in May, by 7.1%, up from 6.8% in April, and the highest rate since March 1992; the services annual rate of inflation rose from 6.9% to 7.4%. Very bad news for anyone with a mortgage or any other debt. Interest rates will be higher for longer because these are the measures the Bank of England looks at when judging whether inflation risks becoming endemic. There is a serious risk that interest rates will be lifted tomorrow by 0.5%, double recent rises. This is at a time when the US Fed is pausing rate rises. There has been a massive policy failure in the UK. The reputation of the Bank of England is in serious jeopardy. And as I said last month, Sunak’s pledge to halve inflation this year is also looking in jeopardy - and he cannot blame “international factors” if he misses it. The troublesome part of UK inflation is home grown.

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@Peston He was known to be a liar beforehand - leopard and all that…

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Please don’t send depleted uranium shells 🙏