Stephen of KallionMustFall

You're not alone. Dad of two tween-teen girls. Current novelist and former Pro Wrestler. Ruck, jog, run, gym. F3: Nacho Libre.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

I made an awful ad for my new book. Watch it HERE: https://t.co/Wo9ixBQb1E

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

Da' boys.

[F3 Omaha OSCAR MIKE @F3_OSCARMIKE]

Had 6 HIM on the move with OscarMike. Visited the home of The Ruckus. Cot was the conundrum of the box elder bug and a spray bottle.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

Traditional. Time-tested. Effective.

"Let's go!"

[Alex Tipton @F3OmahaMoe]

Join your favorite Tavern owner Moe for my 3-Year F3 Anniversary at @F3_OSCARMIKE. We will be departing from my home turf at the @f3mainstage followed by breakfast at the famous Shirley’s Diner. https://t.co/uW2qh6sDEE

5:00 AM - Pre-Ruck
6:00 AM - Ruck
7:00 AM - Shirley’s Diner 🍳 🥞 ☕️

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

@F3OmahaMoe @F3_OSCARMIKE @f3mainstage @F3Omaha @F3WestOmaha @F3SarpySwagger @TheRuckusF3 Yass.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

95 lbs. lost.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

GOD is possibility.

[Despoina | Book Marketing Visuals for Authors @DKemeridou]

Comparison is the quietest thief in publishing.

Someone else's launch numbers, someone else's review count, someone else's cover reveal... and suddenly your own book feels like a failure.

A 🧵

[F3 Omaha OSCAR MIKE @F3_OSCARMIKE]

Come young, come old, coming new come bold! FlintStone is Qing up Oscar Mike at the home of The Ruckus. @F3Omaha @F3WestOmaha
5 pre ruck
6 ruck
7:04:36 ☕️🥞 Vidlaks

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

My daughter was asking about "Mormon Wives" and I was trying to find a way to explain it. A day later we're watching anime where the boy's beginning to gather a party of female admirers. I whispered "Mormons..."
She lost it laughing.
Dad win.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

@TheSamiCallihan There are a lot of us bald gents but we've gotta save money somewhere. Brushes, shampoo...

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

For anyone hurting today.
https://t.co/1xfZr9Z5VU

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

*excited screaming*

[Nathie @nathie]

Metal Gear Solid was made for VR

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

@Talesworth Grabbed me instantly. Hope to grab the demo and explore.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

@AuthorJFuller So true. First work can be formative.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Your merch is always so clean / cool.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

Sin, any flavor, is staring into mud hoping to see the sky.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

Failed miserably beyond understanding. Ran over my grass shield and another hose. Ruck pack was stuck in the wash, so I just cooked in the sun. Lines were all over. Woof.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

Aiming to "ruck mow" the lawn and the weather is Dark Souls mode out. It'll need to be fast, no wasted motion.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

Aiming to "ruck mow" the lawn and the weather is Dark Souls mode out. It'll need to be fast, no wasted motion.

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

@NikoleCallihan I thought about asking a code-savvy pal how to make one, to just get my library of half-novels and shorts and poetry all done.
Seems inauthentic, maybe. You?

[Stephen of KallionMustFall @KallionMustFall]

If they all look "good enough" none of them look great.

[John A. Douglas @J0hnADouglas]

I cast “Gives Your Book A Boring Tradpub Cover”!