Alex Kallmeyer

- Author of the Harry Potter series
- 2008 Time Magazine Person of the Year
- Real Man of Genius
- Wayne Brady enthusiast

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@SleeperHQ Eric Byrnes 2008

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@hayvokblue I just wanted to say thank you for your pfp. One of my favorite albums/band of all time 🤘

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@NativeConstruct Just take my money, please

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@Andrew_FBB Edwin Arroyo is in there twice, but I'm not mad about it

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@dynastyinfo411 @CityMike4 You're speaking my language 😎

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

“What are your interests?”

Me: …

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@Jolly_Olive And they almost traded him away for Jay Bruce if it weren't for Nimmo's medicals at the time

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@GreenDragonBot He sees you when you're botting
He knows when you're AFK

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i was born to giggle with my girls

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@DavidTPuthoff Who friggin Dey, brother

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

An amazing scene in Cincinnati as Joey Votto receives a standing O in what could be his final home game with the Reds 🥹🫡

(via @BallySportsCIN)

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Wayne Brady appreciation tweet

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@EricCross04 Thank you sir! Love your work.

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@k33blomer This is why I can't sleep at night. Just promise me you'll always stay 10mph under the limit!

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@k33blomer Good heavens, Kimberly!

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@PNGxTONEO @sports_sell @CardboardEchoes I'll take if it's still available

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@RedsFan_Brandon I'm still holding on to Cody Reed and John Lamb.

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I mean, yeah I became a lot cooler that year. But this year, oh you better buckle up. 2023 is bringing EXTREME COOLNESS Alex like you've never seen! Enough to make you say "huh"

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My New Year's resolution is to be a lot cooler this year 😎

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@JerseyWild_ @sports_sell I'll take the Elly if it's still available