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[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

She is that kind of journalist which after seeing below pic will tweet " Amit shah is a great leader and his body language tells "Ghar me ghus ke marenge" ".

[Zainab Sikander @zainabsikander]

Rahul Gandhi I'm sure is a great guy..
But really, he's not a leader.
The body language is just so lousy.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

An astounding Badminton tournament between Indian Judges & Lawyers is being sponsored in London today by the Law Ministry! Other sponsors are various corporates. Inaugurated by the CJI & Law Minister!~150 judges & lawyers are participating!
What happened to PM’s call for austerity?
What of the code of conduct for Judges?
What of the Independence of the judiciary?
Abominable!

[Maitreya Bhakal @MaitreyaBhakal]

India shits from the top. The rot in the country starts from the elite and the "middle class", and then spreads downward.

Never in modern history has a country failed this much while being this cocksure of its success. India is now officially the world's biggest circus. And Indian diplomats, whether current or retired, some of its loudest clowns.

They're a herd of pampered, privileged babus (privileged only because of their accident of birth of course; they just happened to spawn in the right litter) who have spent their entire lives attached to the state like leeches on an artery, sucking people's blood like parasites, gorging themselves on public money while lecturing the very people they feed on about "democracy".

And then after retirement, their bellies full, having spent decades drinking from the national bloodstream, the vampires suddenly reinvent themselves as philosopher-kings, dispensing wisdom to the world about India's superior "democracy".

Just imagine, a country that barely potty trained most of its people less than a decade ago, a country where at least 80 women get raped DAILY, a country where at least 28 farmers commit suicide DAILY, a country where 3 in 4 people don't get enough daily nutrition...yes, China must be green with envy of all this.

If these people are supposed to be the country's best minds, it's over before it even started.

People's actual lives don't matter to these leeches. They are completely detached from material reality. What matters is just an idealized version of India they've cooked up in their heads, sitting in their air-conditioned offices while the average Indian toils away in the sun like a slave, just so that they can benefit from his labour. They call this "democracy", just like a mosquito would call it blood donation.

India's reality is now so rotten and so overly exposed to the world, that even Jaishankar has stopped his quips. Even Modi has dialed back his sermons and chest-thumping on India's supposed greatness. But some are apparently still going at it.

In truth, India's "democracy" is the LEAST impressive thing about India. It is the least worthy of emulation by other countries. Zero percent of India's successes are attributable to its "democracy".

The greatest beneficiary of this obsession of comparing India with China has been China itself. It is laughing hysterically that THIS is the shithole country that was branded as China's rival for decades. Every time an Indian diplomat opens his mouth, Chinese Socialism gets another free advertisement. As always with China, the "Do nothing, Win" outcome remains undefeated.

India meanwhile is never beating the allegations.

[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

@Ramanand06X PR

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

Perfect comparison. Let’s finish it.

In 1967, when Indira Gandhi said “don’t buy gold”;

India was a 20-year-old nation, had just survived the 1965 war, faced severe drought, had near-zero forex reserves, and was still building institutions from scratch.

In 2026, when Modi says “don’t buy gold”;

India is a 79-year-old nation, with the world’s 5th largest economy, sitting on a ₹600+ lakh crore GDP, after 12 years of the most resource-rich, majority-backed government in Indian history.

You just proved that Modi has governed a mature, powerful India to the same crisis point as a newly born nation in 1967.

Congratulations. That’s the most brutal self-own in BJP IT Cell history. 🤡

[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

@pureenergyindia Also your product purchase website doesn't work. It seems you have just got investor money and your founders are pocketing it.

[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

@pureenergyindia Why spend so much money on ads, when you do not respond on WhatsApp, your whatsapp bot shares a link which doesn't open. And your toll free number doesn't work.

[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

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[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

@Mishi_2210 999

[Meer Kallu میر کلّو @KalluMeer]

@Amockx2022 Me

[Shukriya Karam Nawazish @typicalnawazish]

Dear team at cognizant,

To whom so ever it might concern.

[Ajit Anjum @ajitanjum]

'62000 करोड़ का घोटाला है '
'हम कोई गाय बकरी हैं कि चुप हो जाएं'
'किसी साले का कर्जा खाए हैं '
' सब कागज़ हम जांच लिए तो क्यों चुप हो जाएं ? '
' नीतीश कुमार को कुछ बुझाता है ? '

अपनी ही पार्टी और अपनी ही सरकार को घेरते पूर्व केंद्रीय मंत्री और बीजेपी नेता आरके सिंह .
आरके सिंह के बागी तेवर वाले इंटरव्यू का लिंक कॉमेंट बॉक्स में ...

[Ashok Kumar Pandey अशोक اشوک @Ashok_Kashmir]

सरकार पहले भी ग़लतियाँ करती थीं, लेकिन तब पत्रकार हुआ करते थे जो उन ग़लतियों पर सवाल उठाते थे, जनता को सच बताते थे।

सरकार अब भी ग़लतियाँ करती है लेकिन अब पत्रकार की जगह पक्षकार हैं जो जनता को बेवकूफ बनाते हैं और सरकार की हर ग़लती के लिए किसी और को ज़िम्मेदार बताते हैं।

[Aarthi Iyengar @ThatsAarthi]

In 2017, I bought a beautiful white fur jacket in Australia to wear in Europe in Dec. I paid a little less than AU $200 (INR 10k). Before flying back, I left the jacket in my friend's basement with the intention of coming back to visit again (which never happened. In 2023, his parents couriered the jacket back to me since they knew how fond I was of it. I got a call from @cbic_india saying I would need to pay 7k INR for them to release the shipment. I explained how it's a 6 years old used jacket, already paid for, not a gift, it's a personal belonging. I even shared my receipts as proof. They said if I didn't pay, they would burn my jacket. And they did. (Or maybe some asshole from the customs dept gave it to his wife or kid and someone's walking around wearing it).

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Gurkirat Singh Dang getting his vote registered at multiple booths.

#VoteChori

[Ranvijay Singh @ranvijaylive]

अब राजस्थान के उदयपुर में सरकारी स्कूल की छत गिर गई. आज छुट्टी थी तो बच्चे स्कूल नहीं आए थे.

वरना बड़ा हादसा होता और सरकार को अस्पताल तक सड़क बनवानी पड़ती.

ताकि मंत्री जी घायल बच्चों से मिलने जा सकें और खराब सड़क की वजह से उनकी कमर न लचक जाए.

मंत्री जी की कमर लचकने से बच गई

[Prof. इलाहाबादी ( نور ) @ProfNoorul]

बिहार के मोतिहारी में मोदी सर आ रहे हैं इसलिए सरकार और प्राइवेट दोनों स्कूल बंद हैं?

स्कूल वैन और बस रैली में चलेगा क्योंकि DTO सर ने बोला है। यही भौकाल चाहिए? जिधर जाओ सब बंद करवा दो। ना खुद पढ़ो ना दूसरों को पढ़ने दो?

[MANJUL @MANJULtoons]

कितने शर्म की बात है। मुख्य चुनाव आयुक्त ज्ञानेश कुमार जी के रहते हुए भाजपा के सामान्य कार्यकर्ता को वोटर सूची बनते वक्त साथ बैठना पड़ रहा है।

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Dekh rehe ho Binod. Inho ne Kaha tha, Congress Mangalsutra chheen lengi... Par inho ne toh Car he Chheen liya.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

The only way forward…

[Rajeev Nigam @apnarajeevnigam]

इस पापी ढोंगी कवि को सैकड़ों रोते बिलखते अपने परिवारजनों की लाशें ढूंढते लोगों को देख कर आंसू नहीं आये.. लेकिन अभी भी राजयसभा की आस में ये गली गली चमचागिरी करते हुए घूम रहा है धूर्त.. अरे असली गिद्ध तो ये नीच है जो इतने बड़े हादसे में भी रोटियां सेंक रहा है पाखंडी... धूर्तता की पराकाष्ठा लांघ के तू राजयसभा पा भी गया तो किस काम की.. जब तू इंसान ही नहीं रहा.. तेरी राक्षस प्रवत्ती को तो मै और करीब से जानने वाले लोग देख ही चुके है, अब तू ये ढोंग करना बंद कर दे वर्ना प्रभु की ऐसी लाठी पड़ेगी तू सोंच भी नहीं सकता