Kaloian

yo

[Moon Gardener @RUNNER_AD2025]

im not the same goy i was three slops ago

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[rachel @rachcorrine]

The quickest way to “get your spark back” is to literally light yourself on fire. You’ve got to burn baby. You’re depressed bc you’re not being insane enough. Double. Down. The world does not reward half ass. All in or out. You’re thinking too small. You’ve accepted your current reality as the only reality. Bullshit. You need to write a list of the most insane asks you could ever dream of. “I am a NYT best selling author. I am the founder of a Fortune 500 company. I paint for a living and I make a damn good living.” Ask and you shall receive. Embody and you become. Flip the fucking script. Your current ceiling is now the floor. Level up.

You need to burn.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while

[mason @onehandpolitics]

This country isn’t real man 😭

[g @lulrose1]

Real figureitoutter

[South Carolina’s Governor 🦉💸 @AyeeWeltoe]

@StreetFightsHQ We got all the books

[Kaloian @Kaloian__]

@KingGoldJay pie ahh jit

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Why D-Rose outside on the block like that?😭😭

[Kaloian @Kaloian__]

On fifty Fuckin fifth ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Geechewise 🎈 @DjKooli]

@nojumper

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jimmy Butler and Shakira are currently dating, per @usweekly.

“Jimmy makes Shakira smile, and she feels happy spending time with him.”

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

“PRAY AS IF EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON GOD.
ACT AS IF EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON YOU.”

— St. Ignatius of Loyola, founder of the Jesuit order

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

As the owner of Twitter, I’d like to share an important message with the world.

Dear Zuck, Lizard Boy, Pencil Head,

I’m fighting for freedom.

You’re fighting for dollars.

I will beat you in that cage.

You stand no chance.

Best,
Elon “who’s your daddy” Musk

[🕷️ @JYZOVRRTED]

finding out a woman u held in high regard nothing but a harlot a troublesome revelation

[Kaloian @Kaloian__]

@TraxNYC I’m coming for u 😬😬

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Bernie Sanders doubled his income last year by writing a best-selling book that condemns capitalism, per BI.