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[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Scotland is the fucking reason the United Kingdom exists, I'm so sick of this revisionism oof

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

tap tap

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@thefactualprep Germany were never going to touch UK soil. Our naval power was too great we won the skies with the battle of Britain and with the USSR's manpower Germany were stretched thin to cover it. You ensured it but we were fine from a military standpoint

[D5RSS 🇬🇧 @d5_rss]

Perhaps we should play ourselves every year & call it The world series.

[𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸🇧🇷🇧🇦🇨🇮 @clkmotsmlvlle]

scotland have an insane PR man, Americans actually think the british empire was just the English LMAOOOO

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

Granit Xhaka you better sleep with one eye open boy.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has revealed he will RELEASE Harry Kane from his spell so that he can score in England’s next game…

WE ARE FREE FROM THIS EVIL MAN 🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@JustinMacmahan The ways that the teams us and Spain drew to play. Sat back and stopped clear chances with little chances of their own. The US will actually come to play so they'd lose by 2

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@Jwiesel13 Cos Ghana came to shut us out and did that well. Additionally we had an off game cos on another day we could've put a few past them

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@SomersetSaint7 @T_Deeney @talkSPORT @SouthamptonFC All of them have been either in gibbos payroll or jumping on a bandwagon to look morally superior. Deeney used drones to spy on arsenal during his playing days and the journalists are all leaking the England lineups

[No disrespect to Southampton but… @SomersetSaint7]

@T_Deeney is having a discussion about the hand of god on @talkSPORT but it seems he’d be “partying in the streets” even if England cheated to get over the line..
He was very vocal on TV when @SouthamptonFC cheated, wonder why it’s ok now?
#SaintsFC

[Josh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @josh_bfc]

The outrage of this is fucking pathetic. This is quite possibly the most harmless bit of footy banter I’ve ever seen and the Scots have totally got their knickers in a twist over it. They’re a very precious bunch aren’t they - the very definition of happy to give it but take it

[Pompey Pedro 🇨🇴 @PompeyPedro]

The Viking Empire 🇳🇴 : rape, pillage, enslave and destroy everywhere they go. No discernible influence on world culture outside of Netflix shows:🥰

The British Empire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 : Single handedly stopped trans-Atlantic slave trade, invented everything, whole world speaks English:🤬

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

🥺❤️

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@SaintsExtra Loves it too clearly

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

St Mary’s awaits…

Let’s go, @PiranhaGarner98 🔥

[JOAT @joat1917]

Premier league?

Stop the clocks that is wrong!

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@FlynnJonas2 @JoSaintsJo @SouthamptonFC Skips next month though

[KALOS FC @KalosFC]

@FlynnJonas2 @JoSaintsJo @SouthamptonFC The 1st of the next 5-6 months