𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷

⠀⠀I shall strive onward to seek the ultimate cuisine !⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀icon credit to me (Alé mun is 20+) ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[VA @99fastestalive]

[ Shoves an entire chili dog in his mouth before devouring it in a few bites . ]

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

Not only is this steak as dry as the Lumiose Badlands, but it’s also poorly sliced. I nearly mistook it for a plate of giant wood chips at first glance.

[Maga Nadine @femalebodybuil6]

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this steak ?.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

scrumptious delicious delightful delectable mouthwatering exquisite succulent appetizing splendiferous irresistible flavorful luscious ravishing nutritious tantalizing stupendous toothsome tasty yummy splendid juicy spectacular lip-smacking relishable gourmet

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

Then again, the fact this secret admirer knows my door code by memory technically makes them a stalker… I should install a fingerprint scanner as soon as possible (and apparently a tighter security system as well).

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

Lately, someone or something has been breaking into my home and leaving food on the kitchen table whenever I’m out. At first, I assumed it was my Pokémon until these gifts started to get more lavish, which can only mean one thing: I have a secret admirer.

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

Huh, that’s strange... I don’t recall buying an Oran Berry Poffin from the super market ? Barbaracle must have snuck one in the shopping cart while I wasn’t looking. With those sneaky little hands of his, I wouldn’t be surprised.

[𓏸 °𓇼 ˚ 𓆝⋆.˚ ଳ ‧ 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢 @rusticaqua]

Leaving an oran berry poffin on @KalosKitchen 's table

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

Wow, @KalosKitchen has some strong opinions on food!

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

@LUN4RH3X has saved @KalosKitchen from disaster!!

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

@ELlTECROUPIER Wow, @LUN4RH3X can't get @KalosKitchen out of their head...

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

Who is deep frying soap.

[guardian aura. @finaIgambit]

⠀
don’t —-…. why are you deep frying soap?
⠀

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

Island casanova…?

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

I took Siebolds title as island casanova it seems.

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

They have an audience.

w/ @KalosKitchen , @PVNKNROLL , @ofcirchester , and @LUN4RH3X

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

Wink! ;3

w/ @LUN4RH3X and @KalosKitchen

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

@LUN4RH3X is daydreaming about @KalosKitchen .

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

UPDATE 3:

@OFGHOSTWRITINGS has fallen in love with @KalosKitchen !

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ. @LUN4RH3X]

UPDATE 2:

@LUN4RH3X has fallen in love with @KalosKitchen !

[𝓢𝒾𝑒𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒹 🍽️🇫🇷 @KalosKitchen]

@Mystics_future If you want me to cook for you, you can just say so. No need to be discreet. I get the message, and to that I reply: yes, I humbly accept your invitation !