Kalpesh Sampat

15 years in Schlumberger,a world leader - Paris,M.E & F.East. 21 years Selling Dubai Real Estate. #DelightTheCustomer

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PSG 5-4 BAY. Wow. Take a bow both 👏 One of the best #UEFA #ChampionsLeague games ever. First time ever, 9 goals Embodiment of #TheBeautifulGame

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RAK Marjan Isld. PACIFIC. Book a Staycation. Or monthly, annual rent.🛌 Stunning.🌊 PVT. BEACH ⛱️
Rent : 700 per night. 15k p.m. 95k p.a.
2 bed Duplex.Furnished.1430sf

Pictures, Video of https://t.co/vq8gPy47yW

Of Apt
https://t.co/58nJXb55Vh

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Exclusive . Buyer 2%. Ideal for RENOVATION & FLIP. VACANT. READY.
Type 3E
3+S
Sp 15 st 8. OPEN
B2B.
Bua 2278
Plot 3920
Opposite Park & Pool.
Beautiful Lush Green Landscaping.
Cash paid
6.1 M. Cash

3E Spring 15 street 8 pictures and videos
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The Japanese take Pride and work very hard in keeping their neighborhoods, cities, country clean. The famous clip of all Japanese fans, cleaning a Football stadium have gone Viral b4. Every human should follow such #discipline #Cleanliness #EducateOthers

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Is your landlord overcharging you for Ejari? https://t.co/tsYCaBvFDv

2/2.When I visited DEWA in Dec to discuss this overcharging, 1 of your rep said if DM charges fees of 1 Million, we will bill you 1 M. For a 2 bed.Not the way to talk. Far more courtesy is reqd.Just my 2 cents

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Ejari certificates must for utilit connections https://t.co/bs1HRrVaFN

Yes. But there are 2 issues.
1/2. DM charges 2 to 5 Timed higher Housing fees for many properties moment a Ejari is cancelled or terminated. Those who complain get a adjustment usually. Many do not

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@Footballtweet Amorin already stood up. #Zidane to @ManUtd

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@CNN #Greenland Wikipedia
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History. Origin. Legacy. Since 986 A.D.

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@gulf_news re Anupam Verma's article,DEWA / DM should FIRST resolve the 3 to 5 X higher charges levied on Housing fees, when a Ejari is cancelled or expires. For thousands of customers @d_municipality
https://t.co/9TYKOfgSOF

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@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys @GullitR 2/2...to open their legs, and then quickly tapping the ball through the resulting gap, often using the sole of the foot.

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@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys @GullitR In football, a nutmeg (or "panna") is a skillful move where a player kicks or pushes the ball through an opponent's legs,then retrieves it on the other side, often to dribble past them,humiliate them, & create space. It involves faking a move in 1 direction, causing the defender

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@dmunicipality

For the third time in a few months you have charged me Housing fees based on 2-3 times higher RENT. Sp 11 st 3 v 12.
The same villa I had complained thru the App & you had corrected. You have a System wide issue for any property where Ejari expires.

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Indian Women win the ODI Cricket World Cup for the first time.
Beat S.A by 52 runs.
👏🙌😇

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@CFCHaven Claudio Raneri

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@DMunicipality I called on Oct 8 & spoke to your rep. You have a error in your Rent assumption. When a Ejari is cancelled or expired, your software or algorithm assumes a fixed rent of AED 563,000 for a 2+Study [type 4M] in springs. Market is 100 to 180,000. WA me 050 5526950

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@MashreqTweets 2/2. Tho I was a customer since 2005, and my Address had never changed. Fast forward to 2025. You send me 10-20 marketing messages per week, for back to school. And promotions for kids. If your processes had any logic you would know I am 60 and do not need such , wasting my time.

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@MashreqTweets 1/2. I don t think you connect with your customers at all, forget deeply connect. In 2018 , you blocked my a.c citing no KYC, tho I filed the KYC Physically sitting in your Bank Street branch, with one of your bank representatives. Your ignorant reason no address on file. ..2/2

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@premierleague LIV s tho I am a @ManUtd

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Lake Geneva. Lac Léman. Our vacation last week.

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@SimplyUtd No. Need to loan him out. XG is terrible. Goals scored is abysmal.