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Acapulcos most popular man on traffic cops channel 5😂😂😂 on his way home pissed😂😂

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Bought a train ticket from sowerby bridge to Leeds from a machine but didn’t give me my tickets but took my money @northernassist

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Wtf is that about @kfc

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So a went into toilet at work and was a guy on toilet, legit sounded like Predator trying to squeez a shit out

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Gunna be a weird Christmas this year, first one being single since 2012

[ames xxx @amyysmarttx]

Proper mad to think couples can be together years and then split up one day just out the blue🤯🤯 worst fear ever

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Crazy how you can know someone for like a week an get on like a house on fire

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@naomishields_

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How painful is it when you leave ya phone on charge for time and the plug wasn’t on

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It’s 2018 and iv just seen a girl with foundation lips and blue fucking eye shadow

[azula @erryone]

"You look happier" is one of the best compliments you can receive in life

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A remember back int day when people said are you getting on her/him

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How annoying is it having a shower then needing a shit

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Knew I saw that bloke from love island before, saw his face on a vending machine

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A wish life was still as exciting as when the dinner ladies shouted seconds in primary school

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Crazy how much things can change in such little time

[Isla @islalouiseox]

If you dislike someone for no other reason than because they’re your partners ex/ex’s new partner then you’re childish lol

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How two faced are girls tho😂😂

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Don’t know why people slag ex’s off after break ups, you loved that person at one point