Kalvin Christensen

Might as well sit back and enjoy the ride!

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

Anyone out there read comics?
I'm working on "Invincible" right now and could use some suggestions for my next series!

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

Life insurance will be the death of me.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

The bars, in December, in a t-shirt and shorts... #texas

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

77°f on December 2nd
"Do you think you can handle the heat in TX?"
"I think I'll manage."

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

My top podcast of 2021. I'm almost caught up now! Thanks for the entertainment these past 4 months! @HighRollersDnD #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/nb26jXpwqU

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

TGIF!
... oh wait.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

One of my favorites quoting another! #johnmoreland #zachbryan

[Mara Holmes // MaraBunny @MaraHolmes_]

Never fails to amaze me how many people don't seem to understand that being found legally "Not Guilty" doesn't mean they are morally right in any sense.

Lawful Evil is far too common an alignment in the real world. 😶

(Sorry US friends. Stay safe!)

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

4 day weekend here I come! #drinkanyone?

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

Can't sleep. The knees are killing me tonight! -some old guy (and also me)

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

Sprite ginger and your favorite bourbon... Thank me later.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

The young writer asks the old one...
"What if I write a song that no one cares about?"
The old writer answers...
"Hmm, you must be a great writer."

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

A doctor just came in and said "When I retire I want to make coffee like you."
Imagine you're living someone's dream life.
Then remember that it could be a reality.
I needed a reminder today that where I am and what I'm doing is cool and fulfilling.
So thanks Doctor dude!

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

@b_hamsterwheel A little shortness of breath and my sense of smell is off. I had it in June.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

As the soft teal glow shimmers across the grass. Melting the morning dew like butter on fresh bread. I can't help but wonder if I'm the only one stuck in the depths. Looking for the twinkle of a tear rolling down that wrinkly skin. Longing to be the one that was dead instead.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

I think most people mistake freedom with ease. Which is why most are stuck in their ways...
If it's worth doing it's worth fighting for.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

People who don't follow the mask policy out of spite... Laughable... I will kick your ass out of this establishment. Bye Karen.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

Punchy. Feeling very punchy.

[Kalvin Christensen @KalvinKal]

What if the scarecrow never got his brain, the tin man never got his heart, and the lion never got his courage.
What if life isn't about finding what you need, but living with what you have.