kalyanisays

writeups, jo dimaag me aa jae!

[kalyanisays @KalyaniBugde]

ab to koi problem bhi unique nhi rhi, har koi us bro us bolke chala jata hai

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Maharashtrians and their love for varan bhaat>>>

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Ye shaadiyo me bachhe bhagte kyo rehte hai

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Khud ki life garbage dump jesi ho rakhi hai aur inhe photo dump karna hai

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Log dank hone ke chakkar me batameez hote jaa rahe hai

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Dhang se photo lene nhi aate to esa bolo na, ye aesthetic kya hota hai

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Bachpan me ek size bade kapdo pe rone wale aajkal aesthetic bane firte hai

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Aur khao jhoothi vidya kasam, bhugto ab!

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Thanks Bhaskar Bose (Hindi Thriller Podcast) for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 1,559 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SQLq4D1JoI

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Thanks @ipritamofficial for spending 925 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Jhak Maar Ke. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2FyFzz1rBQ

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Phone ka case as wallet supremacy>>>>

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From Dipsy to Gypsy, we all grew up

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Ofcourse men can cry,
But smile looks good on you!
Don't hesitate to talk your heart out,
You have emotional rights too!
Keep smiling ✨
#InternationalMensDay

[kalyanisays @KalyaniBugde]

We live in a world where misogyny is the key to coolness.

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Who called it photos and not "abhi delete nhi krte hai, baad me zarurat pdi to!"

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Ab to inhe shikaar bhi mil gya, pta nhi muje shanti kab milegi

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Subah uthke mummy ki aankhe dekhli, ho gya mera halloween

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Jaya Bachchan sounds like that one teacher with principles

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Every Indian parents if not medical or engineering "bank ki tyyari karle"

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10+ years of living with my mother, still can't decode "uske uppar, waha par, uss side"