Kalyn McNeil

Existence is pain.. Suz makes it better.

[unblock me george lopez @ihatealmonds]

sorry I've been sooooo busy (slept 18 hours straight)

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

am i depressed or do i just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure

[Frankie @frankieshan_]

Nobody had a come back like Nicotine and Tobacco . The way they got high schoolers with these vapes is like cigarettes in the 90’s . When they couldn’t get my group, they went back to the lab.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Hi Walmart, I don't think mushrooms will work.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

this october isn't octobering the way previous octobers, octobered.

[Kalyn McNeil @KalynMcNeil]

Top 2 ways to find out if a man is toxic are his responses to the following
1. “Have you considered therapy or counseling?”
2. “You’re like 5’11 right?” (When he is over 6ft tall)

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Nice joke bro now I’m insecure

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??”

Me:

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

girls only want one thing, and it’s what they have

[Kalyn McNeil @KalynMcNeil]

Is it ugly or do I love it?

[clare @clareinso]

Driving is a love language. Driving is an act of service

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Mac Miller’s intimate Tiny Desk performance dropped 4 years ago today. 🕊 @nprmusic

[Kalyn McNeil @KalynMcNeil]

Life is crazy