Kalyn Miles

Creator of hilarious and or awesome situations, stand up comedian, writer, actor, wiseass. I'm sometimes a bit of an over eater and always ~A Bit Of A Dick~

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Just reached 89% of my daily goal in #WaterMinder

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Good lord! I said some words & won a thing. FUCKING SHOCKED but even more so FUCKING GRATEFUL
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To all of y’all who came out last night to support, with every fibre of my being THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH
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To all of… https://t.co/JcinQOxsCZ

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

@FlairAirlines I will. Thank you.

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

@FlairAirlines I’m in actual shock at how bad your airline and customer service is. Watched 3 attendants condescend to, belittle and yell at 3 different people today including myself. Missed my flight due to their rude and gross incompetent behaviour. Completely gross.

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

@FlairAirlines literally the worst airline I’ve ever encountered. Seriously fucked.

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

@FlairAirlines1 worst fucking airline EVER! Seriously incompetent, slow, rude as fuck! Missed my flight 100% because of them. Had to rebook with another airline on the day. 1000$ to get to Edmonton. Go fuck yourselves

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Then They Kiss...The Kalyn & Lucie Show!
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#leoawards19 #leos2019 #awardshow #bestinbc #andtheleogoesto… https://t.co/chYnrq40xh

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

This is a chair!
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Despite what social media would lead us to believe, sometimes our lives, & the lives of those we follow, in reality, are about as exciting as a picture of a… https://t.co/TokzvbIBxn

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

I don’t think I did this right.
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#topnine #topnine2018 #idontgetit #happynewyear #whyisthisathing #9 #thesearegoodninestho #nineaf… https://t.co/S720LJnM8F

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Why would I ever get up?
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#andtheycallitpuppylove #fergus #morningsnuggles #kerryblueterrier #mylove #missedthis #whygetoutofbed #myboy… https://t.co/BJPpW5JyA6

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

This is my friend Jess, and she’s the worst...but also best. She’s as much of a dick as I am...possibly more, but she’s also kind, generous, considerate and lovely....unless she’s being a… https://t.co/9xFYpg15yv

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Once again the generosity of this community blows me away! Donations started in the fall & after last minute request for lights & ornaments, a ton of donations came flooding in Dec 23rd!… https://t.co/VTOFupBJYF

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Repost: Thanks riskhappy for saying this better than I could have. And to all of you in my life that it applies to, I really mean it...unless you were asking for it, in which case y’all… https://t.co/Yng8Xr0DPC

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Well anyways...we tried. Merry Christmas fat heads!
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#merrychristmastoallandtoallagoodnight #itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear #christmasdinner… https://t.co/iDr0gSn98C

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Best present EVER!!!! Thanks kathleenfirth92 it’s like Christmas ‘99 all over again!!!!!
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[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Best present EVER!!!!!!!
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#itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear
#christmastimeishere #dec25 #nintendoswitch #supermario #original #oldschool #nostalgia… https://t.co/WqREbnwI5D

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Ok...pretty sure I can die happy now!
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#itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear #haveyourselfamerrylittlechristmas #goldengirls #dorothyfordays… https://t.co/mfcMvaXjz5

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Merry Christmas to all & to all a good night...except don’t effing touch anything in this room, this took me hours! Seriously, I will actually cut a bitch. Otherwise, to all a good… https://t.co/M85Uc3oOzs

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Merry Christmas to all & to all a good night...except don’t effing touch anything in this room, this took me hours! Seriously, I will actually cut a bitch. Otherwise, to all a good night!… https://t.co/MyjniImZA4

[Kalyn Miles @KalynMiles]

Look it’s not like I made homemade #diy snow globes...that would be psychotic...oh wait...
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#itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear… https://t.co/ZGDg9EV24S