♡

Blooming 💜🌸

[♡ @Kamaiyaboo]

'And then, I forgive myself, no matter what the answer is, I forgive myself until there is no more sand left in Egypt... ' Alysia Nicole Harris

[Blockaholic 🌊 @Maevesherryl1]

She looks so cool!

[MCHONYI @mchonyi9]

Millennials walikua wanaita Tutam Tano Tena.

[Hiya 🌸🌸 @purefakelove]

House hunting is another humiliation ritual 😭😂 wdym “ako wapi mzee?” 😭😭

[a. @aishaabdi___]

Misery.

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Car Twitter is a funny space.

They are aware of the car that caused the accident, but somehow have no idea who was driving it. Also, don't point fingers. Infact, don't even discuss it.

Yet they are absolutely certain of who wasn't responsible and will swear by it.

Fascinating!

[💚 @_Wanjru]

Watu wa X heri nyinyi gaaiii
Your lives are perfect, your families are perfect, mnalipwa 100k, hamko fat, you are in loving relationships, you can’t date/be baby mamas and baby daddy’s.

Congratulations guys🥹🥹

[Hakuna yengs hapa @ImbayiK]

As usual strangers on the Internet want to believe they're more caring for an alcoholic brother than the actual brother who deals with them everyday. Wonders do cease

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Ukibudgetia clean money ata fanta baridi huezi onja😭

[Sbonda Rhimes @Mnix27]

They know nothing about picking your favourite raindrop on the window, and watching it.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Unataka nguo zake sindio??

[Red Dahlia @amarieadhis]

Zimbabweans please tweet in English!!! This Wicknell Chivayo matter is of continental importance!!!

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Being an Anti-Vaxxer in a country where we still have living polio survivors is absolutely crazy work.

[Efe Johnson @theefejohnson]

You really have to bully this life, for it to work in your favour. Fight back.

[dunniee billionsss!🤍 @DunnieeTheDJ]

a masters degree abroad would fix me

[ω̶є̶ℓ̶ℓ̶ι̶σ̶т̶ @wellypaisen]

aii si kunyeshe basi STOP EDGING US MWAGAAA

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

Cause of death? Arabic perfumes😭

Damn guys, Let's tone it down. 🛑

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s passport has dropped from 68th to 120th place in the world in 2026, according to the latest Passport Reports ranking.