the total collapse of civil society in the face of an unpopular, authoritarian, and senile president (who only won 49.9% of the vote in the first place) is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen
Places you will NOT find your future wife:
1. Your Freshmen year welcome week at college
2. The backstage of any John Summit, Disco Lines, or Cloonee show
3. Any Taylor Swift Concert
4. The Spaniard In New York
5. Anywhere in the Midwest
6. In Europe
am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.