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i like all dogs and i can not lie.

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

You know whats not nice? 12 hour shifts.

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Ive had more pleasant times at funerals than in a german train

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Its amazing how @DB_Bahn has the monopoly in germany meanwhile a dumpster on fire that has wheels is far more efficient than their stupid train system.

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Update: I never thought it could get worse, but then Deutsche Bahn decided to prove me wrong.

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Deutsche bahn is so fucking shit

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Deutsche bahn is so fucking shit

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Its CORN!!!!

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Some please make a luigi board for me

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Might have do ceilidh at my own wedding eventho I’m not scottish, was bomb dot fucking com

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Where the duck are we

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Normal peoples second skin after 3 days vs my second skin after 3 hours..🥲

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Welcome to my chaos

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Gonna get tattooed by two people at the same time.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bailey. She's an expert meteorologist. If her ears are deployed, there is an 80% chance that it is currently windy. 12/10 best in the field

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. Someone once told him to make sure he’s perfect before judging others. Good thing he is. 13/10

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

Watching George O’Malley die has prepared me to be completely un phased by any other death or trauma I encounter in my life.

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

We made it guys, i have a custom hard shell splint. Love horeca!!!

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I love horeca but i don’t love it this much.

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I thought this caption was a meme and then I realized its the news

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Its time to shit my brains out😍

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

And then when i do accidentally fuck up i can roll up to the doctor to get the letter for the special clinic where i can get a free procedure bc MY BODY MY CHOICE

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

I took one morning after pill and now i only get ads for morning after pills.. what you think I’m out here hoeing, having unprotected sex for?? Who?? What?? When??? Fbi being rude af

[avid pooper @KamiKakason]

But also forever grateful i live in a country where i can pop into etos/kruidvat, buy myself what i need cause MY BODY MY CHOICE