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Facing impossible odds? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it! Wreck and Rule! (sfw rp account/adult/he/him)

[Springer @Kamo_Alt]

@TheVehicon Maybe just grab a rust stick in the meantime.

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What I’ve discovered today is that people like you a lot more when you have a pack of cygarettes.

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@TheVehicon Now that’s just not right. I’ll let you know if I find anything out.

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@TheVehicon I fear I'm all out, got swarmed as soon as people knew

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@RODDDIMUS [sigh] Yes sir right away, one drunk cyg coming up!

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@TheOtherTerror You are being pedantic. There that’s a big fancy word to help you understand, and feel smart.

[Springer @Kamo_Alt]

Say on Primus

[Kup. @spellikup]

If someone gets me a pack of cygars I’ll turn one of the halls of the ship into a runway and dress in drag.

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@notmorepoetry @unpleasantdog Boy, let’s play sportsball

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@unpleasantdog @TheOtherTerror Impactor son in law. I would make him fetch beers.

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@unpleasantdog @TheOtherTerror Nuh uh.

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@unpleasantdog @TheOtherTerror Thank the guiding hand for that!

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@unpleasantdog @TheOtherTerror This is the only way I can talk to you that you’ll actually take seriously. Think about that.

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@unpleasantdog @TheOtherTerror Silky, Flame is problematic media don’t take anything she gives you.

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@unpleasantdog @goodlucklovi heh

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@unpleasantdog @goodlucklovi I’m out of cygs anyways. Gave them all away you’re too late.

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@unpleasantdog @goodlucklovi If you knew how many times Primus brought him back to life you would’t waste your energy.

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@unpleasantdog @goodlucklovi No.

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@unpleasantdog Your lawyer can contact me directly.

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@unpleasantdog You will drop dead almost instantly. Or however radiation works…

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@unpleasantdog No you can’t have one, they’re packed full of radiation.

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@droftheprime @spellikup What the frag Ratch.

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@14swords_ Can’t say our first few interactions were the best. Sorry about that, was a while ago.