🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮

Practicing Witch⛤
Millennial Hippie Dumpster Fire.🔥
Spooky Snack👻
Beacon of Abundance 🤲

⭐️Do Good Recklessly⭐️

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

Dear google adsense: Yes I'm ass over teakettle for him. He is for me too. WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED ANY TIME SOON, please dial back on the engagement ring, wedding favor, and dress advertisements. My pinterest board is already full, thank you.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

Life is amazing. Even on the days where I'm exhausted, I feel so blessed. I work hard, play hard, and continue to celebrate my abundance❤️

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

If you have dream where Danny DeVito approaches you and says you're with child: what does it mean? 🤔

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

It's the start of Scorpio season baby! Time for me to forget what a filter is and be more badass than usual.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

Dear bots randomly following my account,

Why?

Sincerely, me

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@tcphdr Like for REAL. Bruh the IRL shiz I'm tolerating while trying to dodge my own urge to go absolutely FERAL on them, man. I regularly gotta get checked by my squad before I say shit.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

It'd be super nice if people would stop being out here wildin' during Mercury Retrograde. Ya'll be burning bridges and trying to set whole villages on fire for no fuckin reason other than your inability to communicate right. Jesus fuck.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

"Do you wanna watch me play vidya gaemz?"
Why yes sir, I kinda fucking do.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@SeagullsBand Minulla oli hauskaa näyttelyssä eilen illalla! En malta odottaa, että näemme sinut taas pian!

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

"Don't start your shit with me!"
*Me about to totally start that shit because you said not to*

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@restofesto Team Butter Lettuce!

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@PacificDisinfo Accurate. Feed them and they will give you shinies. Mine like hash browns and meat scraps.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@banefolk When your life needs cleansing, practice self care! Do your laundry, do your dishes, organize, and clean YO DAMN HOUSE.
I'm sure you know, but y'know... people.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

"You are so hot it's intimidating"
Well, thanks! I knew I was intimidating, glad to finally know why.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@tcphdr It's not even depression, it's 12 hour days making me sleepy lol

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

for the first time in a bajillion weeks I got all my "shit to do" things on my list DONE in one day. ALL OF EM. I'm AWESOME.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

*hands my half asleep roommate his cat whos been running around the house at mach jesus since 6am*
Him: *takes cat* my baaaby
Me: 🥺
Why it gotta be so Got-damn cute???? It's not fair.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

@DDsulzbach Venison (deer), Bison (kinda dry), rabbit (tastes like chicken), snake (tastes like fishy chicken), frog legs (tiny fishy chicken legs)

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

I'm very glad I'm an early riser, I just wish the rest of society woke up early enough for me to do stuff at 8am. I can't go to any of the cool stores I want because they all open at 10am. Wake up ya'll I wanna buy your shit.

[🔮✨⛤Kamonra⛤✨🔮 @Kamonra]

Hey ya'll! Happy Pride!

Remember, if you have a crush on me you're legally obligated to tell me this month. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them