Kandi

[Kandi @KandiB333]

@HoopsCrave You get them how you lose them?!?!?

[Kandi @KandiB333]

@TheShilohRitual This ain’t ever happened to me!!!

[Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 @AVenusianVirgo]

As a Virgo I have to tell myself to shut the fuck up very often.

[Joshua Kaye @JoshuaDKaye_]

sometimes your “bad mood” is just spirit begging you to stop pretending something is acceptable

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

when y’all fcked my ngga and found out that dck was small bet y’all was pissed huh😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

This is one of the most psychologically disturbing Mercury retrogrades ever

Can someone Hold me

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

anyways my dad was telling me how I cant “rent forever and i need to buy a house” i said do u have 50K to give me as a down payment and he said yes so find one within the next yr

[THERLNÍA @Theerlnia]

If you wanna squirt you gotta have a big dick them lil dicks gone just activate your icecream machine dassittt😭😭😭😭

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[kk 🦋 @kkrespawned]

Honestly shocked that TMZ can’t figure out if McConnell is dead or not (he is). Why do we even have TMZ DC if not for this

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Two Argentines were waiting for Speed to ask him for a photo, but when he saw them, he spat and continued walking.

This happened after some Argentina fans racially abused him.

[rae 🏒 szn @raeziIla]

sue his ass

sue the company

destroy them

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Stuff like this used to end presidencies but this won’t even be a blip

[mia @mia_nsfwt]

looking for a man i can wake up by swirling my tongue around the tip..

[/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 0͛0͛7̴ @____JBravoo]

Lord she taking all my niggas 😭

[Soft Life Student 🌊💞🦋 @esstieeee]

@Jameca2011 Imma ask them if this is true

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Democrats officially block the construction of world’s largest data center in Virginia.

[Jeremiah Warren ◡̈ @jeremiahjw]

being friends with hot women is awesome cuz you learn all their male manipulation tactics and they are 100% transferable to working in tech

[zenith @callousedpaws]

just wanna be fingered until i can hardly speak and just whimpering

[Crow 🐦‍⬛ @crowqung]

Tasha k bout to introduce the American audience to all his baby mamas by midnight