KandiMeep

I'm the personality hire 👋 Live When I Feel Like It | Ask About My Foster Dogs 🐕

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

I completely understand why his momma tried to sell him for 7 perc 20s

[a @a8065287968522]

of course no one should kill themselves but my circumstances are different

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Oliver Larkin, FL-25 candidate, confronts Rep. Randy Fine over the illegal 9-month detention of 15 year old Floridian Mohammed Ibrahim in the West Bank by the Israeli military

After Rep. Fine hears 'apartheid' he says, "You lost my interest in your question."

[KandiMeep @KandiMeep]

@socialistadri Charlie really did give us the gift of joy, huh? 😌

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

For sale: clown nose, never honked

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[KandiMeep @KandiMeep]

@socialistadri Not today, cia lol

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[Anti @antipiker]

HASAN CALLS OUT BITCHIE TORRES “I’M COMIMG FOR YOU RITCHIE”

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Congressional Districts with some of the largest Jewish populations in the country just told AIPAC to suck it.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

fuck israel

[KandiMeep @KandiMeep]

"Try being gay in Palestine" as a defense of their slaughter is so funny to me. With that logic, should we not turn the bombs toward the evangelicals? Blow up the South bc they're all a bunch of phobic red necks? I didn't realize homophobia was a defense to bomb tf out of people

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Israel is like “we are ethnic cleansing you to destroy the resistance group that formed to keep us from ethnic cleansing you.”

[shanny @_Shanny_4]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Have they tried shooting the algae?