Raebriel, Discount Abhorsen

May your shoes never become too tight,
may you never forget how to dance. She/Her af.

Wonderful header art by @manadocus

[Raebriel, Discount Abhorsen @KaneHighwind]

@laurbits @SkirrAme

[WayForward @WayForward]

The bros are back! Legendary martial artists Billy and Jimmy Lee join the playable cast of River City Girls 2 in the Double Dragon DLC, out now on consoles! A free content update with new shops, color palettes & more is also available! (Coming to PC soon!) https://t.co/4Vgw3xHrdn

[WayForward @WayForward]

A big thank you to the voice cast of the River City Girls 2 Double Dragon DLC! Returning to their roles of Billy and Jimmy Lee are the inimitable @GameGrumps, Dan Avidan and @egoraptor, providing full, unique VO for story mode plus an epic rap song! https://t.co/4Vgw3xHrdn

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

Tomorrow.
Wednesday, November 13.
Pass the word.
We are now at --

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Hung out with this guy at an Austin Powers theme bar that briefly existed in LA. A Jack Nicholson impersonator dropped in to see him. They exclusively spoke as Austin Powers and Jack Nicholson. They were clearly close and I'm still not sure if they've ever spoken out of character

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in

[Monty Zander @MontyZander]

@zoltiboi @SaundSamantha Also huge thank you to Factor75 for sponsoring the video.

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[Monty Zander @MontyZander]

After 50 hours in Labour, we have a new addition to the family.

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Genuinely the best meme I've ever seen. You can start reading in any slice you want, and it still reads exactly like seinfeld

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

Already written and available.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

they should make a cigarette that cats can smoke…. i know they want to

[Dropout @dropout]

We stand committed as ever to the safety, freedom and lives of the Palestinian people.

We reject antisemitism, Islamophobia, and all forms of bigotry, and welcome all to our platform who treat others with respect, empathy, and human dignity.

[Dropout @dropout]

Since Monday, Dropout has received an unsustainable amount of physical threats to the safety of our staff and existential legal threats to the company.

[🇵🇸The Nerd actually likes Christmas music🇵🇸 @TheNerdWASuit]

> Created by two Jewish leftists.
> Came to America without papers.
> Main enemy is a balding billionaire.
> Believes in empathy.
> Can be trusted around kids.

Yeah. No way in hell.

[Monty Zander @MontyZander]

Joined the other place

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Raebriel, Discount Abhorsen @KaneHighwind]

@MontyZander Mood

[cecilily @cecililytweets]

Here's the deal - the algorithm doesn't like this one. I could cry all about it, there are many reasons why this might've happened, but in the end, it is what it is.

If you liked it, it would be INCREDIBLE if you would share it! I believe it is the only way that it can go on :)