KaneNewman

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

Here I am, making myself a warming cup of PG tips, completely obvious to the fact there's no tea in bag.. I like my tea weak but come on!

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

@TheRangeUK twice I have now been on hold for over 30 minutes trying to get through to you after my delivery date has been pushed back by almost 3 months! The worst customer service I’ve ever experienced

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

I so want to order something off wish purely so see what turns up

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

My mum speaks to her amazon Alexa as if it’s a foreign exchange student

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

While others party, he study the blade

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

@bigdavecox90 😂😂😂

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

My mums just got an Amazon Alexa thing delivered today and I have a funny feeling that’s getting ‘lost’ very soon

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

The Police aren't setting a good example....

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

All those people sat down the beach or in the park right now are probably the same dick stains that will stand outside later to ‘clap for the NHS’.. good job guys👏🏼

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

@BeccaMilliner @Yasmeen26Khalil That’s a complete lie you can’t handle doubles

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

Mums baked one banana bread and thinks she’s fucking Nigella Lawson

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

What was life like before memes?

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

Let the truth be known

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

My family seem to love to play this game called ‘who can slam a door the loudest’ every time I’m asleep🙃

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

When quarantine is over and someone says ‘wanna go pub?’

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

YES!! Another home work out demo on facebook!!

Said no one ever

[jude @judeblay]

A drone so I can snitch on more niggas

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

If this Corona Virus doesn’t do me in, obesity definitely will

[KaneNewman @KaneNewman_]

A bloke ate a bat in China now we can’t go to the pub.. cheers lad