Kane

Take risks and live each day like it's your last.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

REPORTER: Tom Homan came to Chicago and within 24 hours found a criminal illegal alien convicted sex offender who was living here since 2009. Why can’t you do that?

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson: It’s not my job

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

BEN JOHNSON LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 LMAO! CNN's Kaitlan Collins is going viral for getting MIC DROPPED by UN Ambassador Mike Waltz.

“You WEREN'T LISTENING to what I just said! You DON’T have an inherent right to ANY government facility you want!”

“I’m standing here talking to CNN!”

She’s interviewing a Trump official while calling it a "MEDIA BAN."

CNN, MS NOW, and Politico lost access. They did not lose the First Amendment.

A White House pass is not a constitutional right. Leaking wartime secrets is not journalism. Prosecute the leakers.

Keep the clowns on the street.

[CONSTITUTION X 🇺🇸 @ConstitustionX]

🔥⚰️ HISTORY JUST GOT BURIED. ⚰️🔥
This week the Trump EPA dropped the BIGGEST power-sector deregulation in American history — and they called it exactly what it is:
A NAIL IN THE COFFIN 🔨 for the Obama/Biden war on American energy.
They tried to regulate our power plants into the grave.
We just ripped the regulations out by the roots. ⚡🇺🇸
$310 BILLION saved. Coal coming back. Lights staying ON.
The war on energy is OVER. 💥
Who’s ready for cheap, reliable power again? 👇

[RandomTomBradyHighlights @TomBradyDaily]

Here’s an NFL Films video on Brady’s Psychologist at Michigan Greg Harden

[Sarah🐻⬇️ @thechicagosares]

Caleb Williams really put a cheese grater on Supa’s collar 😭😭

[Kane @KanerKanes]

@danorlovsky7 You're a fake and hater brah, a blown coverage is the result of a well executed offensive play. Lafleaur is a fucking clown and won't be coaching in the NFL next season

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Green Bay Packers fans getting off the couch after watching their team get dog walked by Carson Wentz

[Brian Costin @BrianCostin]

There are now 8 “green” surcharges on electric bills.

Billions of dollars in green energy scams

I did a FOIA with the Illinois Commerce Commission to find out how that money was spent. Got the result this week.

The couldn’t account for a single dime.

[Josh Chambers @JoshChambers]

Jevon Kearse says he never got hazed as a rookie because when he was drafted to the Titans in 1999 the leaders like Steve McNair and Eddie George told him they're not good enough yet as a team to worry about hazing

“I’m thinking I’m gonna get hazed and whatever… Steve and Eddie pulled me to the side., we need you to come here. We got to get past this 8–8 hump. This 8–8 thing has been on our back for the past three years.”

“Ain’t no time to haze when you don’t even have a winning record. We didn’t have a losing record, but it wasn’t a winning record. We got a job to do. Let’s get on the same page. Let’s go do this job.”

“Maybe if you’re a team that makes the playoffs every year, maybe you can haze, have a little fun. But if you’re not coming off a winning season, ain’t no time to haze. You gotta just get in and try to get as much work as you can get in.”

“Steve was one of those guys that just was all business, there wasn’t no hazing. He wasn’t one of those rah-rah people. He led by example. He let his actions speak. That stuff just translated over.”

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

Caleb Williams just posted this on IG 🔥

[Ron Stewart @RonStewart_]

If I was from Chicago I would never shut up about this holy shit

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Chicago was the job that Ben Johnson ran to..

One of the main reasons why was he fell in love with what he saw from Caleb Williams..

I believe that the actual expectation for the Bears this year would be winning the NFC North & competing for the Super Bowl" ~ @PSchrags

#PMSLive

[ESPBEN @EspBen24]

Carrington Mocks Caitlin Clark… Then Immediately Regrets It 😳🔥 #CaitlinClark #DiJonaiCarrington #IndianaFever #WNBA #FeverRising #Basketball #WNBAPlayoffs #CaitlinClarkFans

[MAGA Elvis 🇺🇸 @BenStanton77]

This part is hilarious on New Season 3 of Tires. Shane Gillis gets drunk the night before wakes up and realizes he had sex with a Liberal. When he sees the signs He gets the hell out of there. 🤣☠️

[Darren Bailey @DarrenBaileyIL]

JB Pritzker has spent eight years taxing Illinois families to death, and voters have had enough.

He’s unpopular. He’s under 50%. And this race is within reach.

We can and will beat JB Pritzker.

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Can someone please explain what the “W” stands for in “WNBA”