_Kangchi8 😎

I Fool For A Living 🙏

Main account: @_Kangchi_8

[_Kangchi8 😎 @Kangchi80]

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[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

I regret to inform you all that I will no longer be fooling around on this app.

The era of short-people banter is officially over.

A new phase begins tomorrow. Expect nothing but intellectual tweets from me. Stay tuned.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

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[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

You see that thing called "ego" women always use to insult men? Give a woman power and see the true definition of ego. Even women don't like working under female bosses.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

My friend took his short girlfriend home, and his mom just stared and asked “Whose child is this?” 😂😂

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Women: I want a man who can lead.

Also women:

“Run it by me first”
“You didn’t ask me first”
“We both have to agree first”
“I should have a say”

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Whether as sex mates, flings, or any other form of arrangement, I’m one of the coolest guys you would ever meet. I go out of my way for you, I gift, I’m full of surprises, and I’m always thinking of ways to make life easier for you.

Don’t just bother me with commitments. Give me good sex, be freaky and wild asf, care for me, and be thoughtful. Even if you won’t match my energy, I want to see you willing to go out of your way for me in your own little ways.

Be smart too. I want to be able to hold meaningful conversations with you. Once we have taken relationship and getting committed out of the way, but can still do everything we would have done in a committed relationship, you will get the best of me.

[EMIR™️ @lauder12]

Behind every successful person is a version of themselves that wanted to quit but didn't.

Good Morning Emir gengs🥰 and how was your night?

May our shots today hit the target 🎯 🙏

[Ebuka The Big Head 🧡 @anic4uu]

Yesterday I posted that unverified X users are still welcome on my page. Almost 50 of them followed me.

As much as you're welcome, abeg try get that blue checkmark make we fit chop better together.

I no wan kpai for poverty. I'm begging 😭😂

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

My parents were doing well financially until my mother got pregnant with me.

She attended a party with her siblings and right there, she was poisoned. My parents spent "heaven and earth" just to make sure the poison didn't consume me inside her womb.

By God's grace, I came out alive, hale and hearty but the poison never left my mom. She sold 80% of her assets, my father had about 4 commercial cars then and he sold 3 of them.

That poison was so powerful that it drained my parents. Everything gone.

They fought so hard to save me and I owe it to them to make them and myself proud. So help me God. 🙌

Above all, love God.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

All this because of Elon Musk's funds?

I can't blame men who say they don't want a daughter.

[Ebuka The Big Head 🧡 @anic4uu]

Unlike other oversabi influencers, Veekee James unveiled her daughter Eliana to the world.

But my own question is, why name your daughter Eliana?

What happened to strong Akwa Ibom names like Abasifreke, Abasiono, or even Edidiong?

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

A first class graduate walked into our office today for a job interview.

I was part of the interview panel.

We asked him about his final year project. He could not tell us the topic. Not a summary, not a vague description. Nothing. No confidence, no conviction, nothing outspoken about him at all.

We thanked him and told him we would be in touch. Then we hired a 2:2 graduate who knew his field inside out.

Undiluted truth: a certificate only tells us where you went. It says nothing about what you actually know.

Certificates open doors. Knowledge keeps you in the room.

Above all, love God.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

One of the reasons you get low payouts despite your banger posts is that you plug other posts under them.

X now pays primarily based on verified engagement from Premium users and quality impressions in Home timelines.

When you add plugs or self-replies under viral posts, it dilutes the conversation, slows organic momentum, and can signal manipulation to the algorithm. This often reduces overall reach and earnings.

Let your posts grow organically. Focus on content that naturally drives meaningful interactions from real Premium users. This maximizes your payouts without gaming the system.

Above all, love God.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

Bro/Sis to Bro/Sis: What's something your partner casually did that made you realize they weren't the right person to marry??

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

Some girls look pretty only in their birthday photos. After that, it's back to default settings 💔😂😂

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

iPhone users whenever they see a mirror 😅

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

Luke 18:25 says it's nearly impossible for a wealthy person to enter heaven. So, does that mean most of these pastors are in trouble?? 😂😂

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

E be like say I go see food chop today.

Thanks for the sub, my boss @creative_yua

I go too use engagement wound you 😅

Do well to connect him, my people 🙏

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

Your guardian angel watching in absolute disbelief as you do the exact thing you promised you'd stop once your period arrived.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

I was using my friend's phone when his mom texted, "Tell your friend it's time to go home, we want to eat" 💔😂

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

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