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Responsible like an ear. Does not own any white sunglasses. I'm still a little worried about Y2K.

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Having a baby is very rewarding cause her hand is little enough to go right into the pringles can but its also challenging cause her arm is not long enough to reach the bottom of the can.

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@corona A case(24) of beer I bought at Costco that the last half of case went bad. Costco won't fix as it's opened. Can you do anything about this Corona?

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@Hundeberg Haha. No butter. No mustard or mayo, no bbq sauce, no horseradish, no ketchup, no meat, no cheese, no veg. Bun in bun. Chaos. But good

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Instead of pulled pork, the 4 yr old put a half eaten bun inside of another bun to have a bun bun sandwich. I think this lands in the Chaotic Good column?

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Is anyone campaigning on what they plan to do about this wind?

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The @NHL is a actual joke

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Vegas Golden Knights captain Mark Stone cleared to resume practicing with team https://t.co/XIj5pIqyPv

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@Iwantadonair Ha, saw this when he did it. It's annoying that I'm starting to love him

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My banking app sends me alerts monthly that I'm "spending against my budget." Pretty presumptuous to assume I'm prepared enough to have a budget

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The usual routine for watching a TV series in our house is to barely pay attention as you're too busy playing on your phone then complain to each other "I have no idea what's going on in this show ever"

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Every husband wants to be their wives' object of desire but instead are the object of de ire.

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The thing about having a kid is that I could leave a sticker anywhere in the house I want and I would never be blamed.

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@MarshallAnholt

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The kid was pretty pumped her mom's sister was going up into the top room in the house, but the excitement wore off quick. It was just aunty climb attic.

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Birthdays are supposed to be fun. But every year, the fun wreckers, SGI, mail you to send them a bunch of money for "insurance" and "licensing" or whatever.

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Ever get anxious about something and the song playing in the background is just adding to the situation?
I need a calm and soothing tune right now, not Welcome to the Jungle

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The phone autocorrected my misspelling "pruce" to "proce"....

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Listening to Thursday Night Football on radio and Ryan Leaf sounds like Will Farrell doing an announcer voice

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My daughter is playing doctor and I think it's probably the most kisses and hugs I've gotten at the end of a check up before. Probably..

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Me- "Don't touch your face after you scratch your butt. You have to wash your hands. You dont want pink eye."
3 yr old- "I want pink eyes"

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Traffic signs that flash at you when you're going 51 in a 50 zone need to chill the eff out

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You ever meet a sprayer on the road and briefly consider shooting the gap? #aglife