Philip Mapoma

Trying to make it more than what it is, cause everybody dies, but not everybody lives....

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Once you start making money, you'll feel the urge to help everyone financially, it’s important you resist.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"

Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but…here we are.

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Niggas be shooting niggas for shooting niggas that shot niggas for shooting other niggas

[Philip Mapoma @Kanoute101]

@Fadamie You’re not even tall.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Girls will cheat on you with an unemployed dude and say “he had time for me” like I bet the fuck he did

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

[. @Fimiye]

Black people treat the freezer like it makes the food immortal

[Matt @LegendEskimoBoy]

7 years and £1.5BN later, Arteta has matched Arne Slots PL legacy.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Sperm cramps are wild. I feel like my scrotum is about to burst

[Akinyemi olanrewaju. @__olanrewaju__]

As a man, you have to get to the point where even your own mother can’t manipulate you.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was sh0t by the woman’s husband 💀😂😂

[Philip Mapoma @Kanoute101]

@Fadamie I was actually about to call you and ask for some money bro.

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

I FIND IT QUITE IRONIC THAT THE MOST DANGEROUS THING
ABOUT WEED IS GETTING
CAUGHT WITH IT.

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

i be acting worse then kanye it just never hit the media.

[Philip Mapoma @Kanoute101]

@Chatnovski Go sleep.

[Uncle Clement 👳🏾‍♂️ @clement_chama]

If you want a Zambian man to consume something, just say "it's for power!" Katwishi amaka bafwaya ba guy

[Philip Mapoma @Kanoute101]

@monicaphiri Probably..

[⑉ @tairohh]

bro i can't even dm a girl without thinking of how much i'll spend.