Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom

in this context there's no disrespect

[JeanPhilanthrope @JeanPhilMadame]

Oui Madame.

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

I’m a philosopher (pothead security guard)

[Thomas White @len0killer]

HR can’t even look me in the eye anymore

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

https://t.co/zSdBLCZu9F

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

“I want you”

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Making strong eye contact with the girl at work who doesn’t speak English

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

https://t.co/97qrb4HusJ

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

I’m definitely the hottest person in this GameStop

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Cocaine

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Bag got me moving like Edward Cullen

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Doing three key bumps to feel like a vampire

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Fell in love with my Vietnamese eye doctor

[i like food @messedupfoods]

They call him Ranch cuz he be dressin 🔥😤

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

I’m on my own dick

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

There’s nothing micro about the plastics in my balls 💯

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Was wondering why the Asian couple was staring at me till I realized I was blasting this in my car https://t.co/5qJDYDHrMs

[Lukka 〽️¹⁻ʷᵗᶠ🖤 @Lvkka_]

the falcon need not fear the bee; one rides the wind, the other clings to the flower. - 芬恩'karrigan'安德森

[dolo @doloyeung]

Pussy from a woman with a soul

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be mexican

[Miramar, Master of Ancient Wisdom @kanyeapologist]

Y’all think anybody heard this?