Thomas White

Slave to the rhythm @PendejoTime

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Halloween weekend, woman/gay feel free to dress up!

[Pendejo Time @PendejoTime]

Texas DUI @jakebrodes @len0killer @allthingscomedy

[Thomas White @len0killer]

https://t.co/yD8xHIvTab

[Thomas White @len0killer]

@asymmetricbob Yep. This idea sucks

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Setting up a dermatologists office that’s basically like an emergency room and whoever’s itchiest gets to go first

[Thomas White @len0killer]

This man’s retired FBI, good luck getting him back. Even for one mission. Unless you can send one guy to his house to ask him

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Fat Joe telling a story about my life: He was posted up at Singers with about 200 trans women

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(30 minutes into a meeting and it’s becoming clear that I don’t know the word “crumble”): In our world of textiles, that’s just how cookie gets tiny

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Scorpion: Just let me cross. Worst I can do is sting and kill you

Frog with a human pussy: Fair enough

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part

[Thomas White @len0killer]

When Alex G wrote “I laugh when you say the wrong thing” it was originally a show of support for Dave Portnoy

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Showtime. Please get tickets if you live in any of these cities. Thanks everyone for your continued support. I like meeting people in new places and sharing beer and laughter.

Some of these shows will be with the one the only @len0killer. We love Thomas

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[Thomas White @len0killer]

Have your pronouns ready by tomorrow morning @JoeRogan

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Ken Paxton Brutally Beaten by Gay Guy

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I applied to Hinojosa’s ad team but apparently “Loser has to go down a regular flight of stairs” isn’t a good rallying cry

[Thomas White @len0killer]

When you see a joke about voting it’s like okay…clearly this guy doesn’t care about crossing the line 😂

[Thomas White @len0killer]

@2sadityray Whose

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

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[Thomas White @len0killer]

Sure hope so. Have a good one everybody be safe out there

[Thomas White @len0killer]

@LamarOdom My card won’t go through

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Me and these guys are forming a barbershop quartet