sorry but this photo is KILLINGGG me 😭 marisha’s chugging a flask of scottish wine right before showtime, sam’s adjusting the garter stocking under his kilt, daniel sloss is taking pictures of it all meanwhile travis is posed like a disappointed dad ?)€;&! #criticalrolespoilers
Conversation I just had with a man:
Man: women are so weak, they can't function when their tummy is upset on their period!
Me: period pains are not the same as your tummy being upset.
Man: yes they are!
Me: how would you know?
Man: how would you?
Me: I have IBS, my tummy is upset frequently, and I'm a woman with periods.
Man: that pain is in your BOWELS not your TUMMY.
Me: and period pain is in our UTERUS, which you don't have! Thanks for proving my point!
Ludwig Kaiser cantando Cielito Lindo con Penta y Rey Fénix... EN 2019. Sí, habéis leído bien. En 2019.
Su corazón era mexicano desde hace mucho, mucho tiempo. 🇲🇽
OTIS DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
TOZAWA DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
CANDICE DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
JOHNNY DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
IVY DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
APOLLO DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
BRUTUS AND JULIUS DO NOT PICK UP THE PHONE.
NOBODY ELSE PICK UP THE PHONE.
Goodbye and Thank you WWE
I’m really excited for whatever my next chapter will hold.
Thank you all for the continued love and support.
Special thank you to Robbie Brookside and William Regal for helping this dream come true.
Thank you to the wrestlers, coaches, producers and all the backstage crew who make all this possible.
To the amazing girls in locker room ❤️
Patriarchy: If you don't want an unplanned pregnancy, keep your legs closed.
Women: ... that's not... You know what? Fine.
Patriarchy: Also, pick better men. Stop dating as*holes and deadbeats.
Women: On it.
<male loneliness epidemic and declining birth rates enter the chat>
Patriarchy: NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!