KAPOSH

@ManUtd

[KAPOSH @KaposhJ]

@SanMarinoTeam 😂😂😂😂

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

Estamos perdiendo 12-0 y el árbitro decide adicionar un minuto más. Es un hijo de puta.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

@AzzUTD No, we don’t have YouTube in Africa. We just gather around the village elder every evening while he reenacts whatever happened on the internet that day.

[wambo💗💸. @wambuiraima]

Drunk text nishaandika ziko kwa drafts imebaki tu kudrunk 😂😂😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

2027 tunachaguana ama tunachongoana😁😁? Ananiita Mr. Empty juu amejaa ngori ama? 😁😁 salaaleh!

[idan @Kingdvvidd]

zitakuwa flagged for nudity

[sumeiya omar @sumeiya_omar]

@sandrakagendo @kigutasheilaa Sandra can't you read? I said around 10, meaning they cannot be 10. They are 5 and I have decided to travel with them..

[Nita🥸 @nitazhar]

What’s the point of praying 5 times a day if you can’t even give your friend 5 tomatoes si heri ata uende nje upige soma kwa nyasi those 5 times a day

[KAPOSH @KaposhJ]

@_gatwiriiii 😂😂😂😂

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Rick Ross’ attorney asked for his release to be expedited due to his celebrity status, only for Judge Mindy Glazer to tell Rick Ross, “I have no idea who you are.”

(Via @fox_sheldon)

[ي @unknownukht0]

I had this cousin who always used to pmo and once i got so angry i said that May Allah bless you with the worst wife and now somehow we’re getting married

[ben @matchdayben]

Manchester City when asked for the “irrefutable evidence”

[ben @matchdayben]

Twitter making likes private is honestly one of the best things they’ve ever done.

The amount of senior journalists, MPs and footballers that have liked this post 😭😭

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Frankly young man, nobody gives a damn.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is still one of the best tweets of all time.

[Ronnie Otieno @ronnieonly]

Texted my cleaning lady “utakuja leo?” at 7pm. I definitely meant to send “utakuja kesho?” She replied, “sielewi venye unamaanisha” Bury me now 🫠

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i’ve never seen a lesbian with a BBL tho

[amal @aamal_alii]

Poor tomatoes zinapata tu chuckles while others are catching flights

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Bring back our Passport and ID