Kapta Bill BME

Mechanical Engineer (BME) | lover | i love owning cars | MBA 🙏🏾 Manchester United 🔥

[Kapta Bill BME @KaptaBill]

Pause. Think. Restart.

[BookLab by Bjorn @poorbjorn]

What are your reading this weekend?! 📚 👀

[Maama Kigezi🥔🌦🌾 @Atusasiire01]

I was supposed be in weekend marriage but he refused to bathe with me nenyiga nenvaayo🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

“I am ugly because of you”

… Is very necessary when arguing with your parents.😂😂😂😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When she starts using HAZARDOUS LANGUAGE LIKE "MARRIAGE" and we've only been dating for 12years

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

This mechanic has fixed my old car naye he has refused to do road test mbu atya emotoka ejja kumutta nga simusasudde...Naye Andrew maani olina empisa embi 😂😂

[F𐌻✝︎hēr K𐌻büzi 𝙎†𝘿 @NyasHDaily]

Zari's kids after hearing that the mum has broken up with their 11th step father

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

Mexicans are going to be shocked when they open Twitter and realize Africans celebrated their win against South Africa more than them. 😭🇲🇽😂😂😂😂

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

But Man Rugby players are huge ehhh....I gave one a lift today, ntuuse Andrew angamba shock ku side ya passenger eyiise 😭😭😭😭

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Your hero is your dad but it's me you're asking for ka urgent 10k to buy lunch.....why don't you call your hero phiona?

[BookLab by Bjorn @poorbjorn]

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." – Mahatma Gandhi

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Doggy style infront of the owner 😂

[Tilwa @tilwaug]

Ugandans saying goodbye to other Tv channels because UBC their favorite is going to broadcast World Cup 😂🙌🏾

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[dunsin reads📚⚖️ @dunnsinn]

there's way too many books to read in this world mehn

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

I went to Kalangala wearing fishnet stockings and an older educated man told me, "My fishermen are looking at you. They have been fishing for like 20 years and you're the first person they have seen wearing their equipment."

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Admin we are trying to spice up our marriage with Mama Joweria. I am going to climb up on the wardrobe and leap and try to land my penis in her pussy.

I'll get back and tell you how it goes

[Hum UG 🇺🇬.🇺🇬 @humugofficial]

Any lesson you learnt that will never make you forget women......

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

When u kiss with eyes opened

[Hum UG 🇺🇬.🇺🇬 @humugofficial]

People in this government can make you think 1 Billion is little money..🤔🙌

[Dóuglas Fir🗽 @thekingsmanUG]

Celebrate but don’t touch me😡