Jamaal

Muslim | Cybersecurity Analyst

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

I understand a lot of people do this to save time but boiling your eggs with rice or pasta isn’t hygienic, washing them doesn’t take off all the bacteria on it. Even if you have to, wash the eggs with salt/vinegar, that doesn’t take off the bacteria completely but it sure reduces it. I’ll still recommend boiling eggs separately though.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

If you allow internet dogs lie to you about his career, it’s on you

[André Luiz VBTR @andrevbt]

Ou seja, todas foram roubadas. Com um VAR honesto, a Argentina teria zero títulos.

[A.Y.O @YusufAsunmogejo]

This lady just confessed that Hijab is truly not oppression contrary to the narrative that was peddled on the TL last week. It’s the hallmark of modesty and respect.
God has a way of proving his words. When a truth is set in stone, God will surely bring it to light, even through the testimonies of those who do not practice the faith.

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

Una see say these people dey mad!

Hire more sanitation workers, No!
buy more garbage trucks, No!
build more landfills and incinerators, No!

But the couldn’t hesitate to jump straight to enforcement!

The waste in my house has been piling up for months, PSP hasn’t come to pick it up and I’ve never missed a payment infact I’ve paid for a full year ahead. I live in Lekki o mind you, if they aren’t coming to pick up the thrash in Lekki for months it’s not far fetched to assume they haven’t picked up the dirt in Abule Egba in years, but sanitation police is the solution the army of halfwits in Alausa can think of!

Fucking idiots!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

A man armed with an axe and other weapons entered a mosque in Manchester.

A woman wearing a hijab was hit by a car in southeast London.

A 36-year-old white Scottish man was charged yesterday after stabbing five people in an anti-Muslim hate attack.

An imam’s house in Bolton was targeted in an arson attack.

There have also been multiple attacks on mosques, including an arson attack intended to endanger life, a projectile attack, multiple incidents involving graffitis, and hate signs.

Not a single COBRA meeting. No dedicated officers to protect the community. Just a few tweets.

[Adetola Adedeji⭐ ⭐ @Adetolaa_a]

Your solution is waste police 😂😂😂😂😂. Are you guys mad in Alausa? I hope Sanwoolu is not mad enough to approve this nonsense?

[Rasheed || Securities Counsel @AromokalaRashid]

Thank you for this.

What stats can measure my certainty on 12 April 2016 that Real Madrid would overturn a two-goal deficit against Wolfsburg.

Tell me what metric captures the belief of millions of fans who looked at that scoreline and still thought, “Ronaldo is on the pitch; this isn’t over.”

Tell me what number records the feeling when he completed the hat-trick and turned what looked impossible into something that suddenly felt inevitable.

Stats can count the three goals. They can’t measure the faith that existed before the first one, or the eruption of emotion after the third.

That is why I laugh when people say Ronaldo begins and ends with goals. Some of the biggest things Ronaldo gave us were never recorded on a scoresheet. They live entirely in the minds of those who watch, adore and have belief in him.

Stats can't explain all that. Even words go tear ACL.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Was having an absolutely amazing year yet FIFA President PUBLICLY said Messi should get more votes cos “he’s humble” while Ronaldo is “like a commander”.

CR7 shut him up next day with a hattrick & a ‘commander’ celebration.

He’s been fighting systemic injustice & disadvantage since forever & you wonder why millions insist he’s their GOAT😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

This video shows the respect and consideration that FIFA has for me, my club and my country. Much is explained now http://t.co/PzcvbtBoCT

[May @notMay01]

Children privacy una.

The real issue we know.

It’s simply because it’s a man and you’re completely fried with the “Men bad” narrative.

[VLADIMIR PUDDING🃏🇵🇸 @vladdimirpuding]

If it had happened at an Islamic school it would’ve been boldly written🙂

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

This is former FIFA president Sepp Blatter openly hating on & disrespecting Ronaldo.

Do you think we started watching football in 2024? Mbappe is facing Twitter hate, just like Vini, Yamal and others, but Ronaldo had to deal with the footballing establishment at the highest level during his prime.

As great as he was, he was also booed by Real Madrid fans at different points in his career.

Not all of us put on pampers here, please.

[JAGS @_EtniesJags]

Lol that’s why I laugh when I see all these new FT people talking

No kain Ronaldo hate whey I never see. Nothing fit move me

Many people on FT don’t even know this happened.. A sitting FIFA president o

Imagine infantino saying this about Mbappe or Yamal today 😂😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Crazy how Cristiano Ronaldo after a “bad game” has still become the most talked about player at the World Cup

Brothers scored hatricks and didn’t get this attention 😂

[❄️ @footyhan]

the moment this world cup ends I’m cutting all my ties with this portugal team, Ronaldo is the only reason I care about them

[ᴀʟɢᴇ́ʀɪᴇɴɴᴇ ²¹³🇩🇿 @Bonoise23Dz]

البرازيليين استلموا ميسي 😂
#الجزائر

[𝑨༄ @calilio_]

If he’s the “Original Ronaldo”, you won’t have to put original before his name

[Tension boy 🌎⚽️ @boy_dosty]

In my opinion, Messi is the most corrupt player in football history. ⚽️

And here is the evidence.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Close up of Madibo’s horror tackle on Koné