MuzeLemonade

Forget typo, you know what it means 🤪 #SociallyAwkward

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Just me trying my best to be as sophisticated as I can while eating these lauk😂😂😂

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

WHIS I ALSO THOUGHT WAS SOO IN HUMAN😅

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

MY NEW BOS SHE DONT EVEN STUTTER A BIT IN HER SPEECHES

DAMN SHE GOOOOODD

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

IAM HAVING SO MUCH RESPECT FOR HER

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Its okay Lily, let angah eat sand, as long as I can buy you 2kgs of dried chicken 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Double hate

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

So much hate

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

"After I get rid all of the obvious answers, youre welcome!"
😂

[• @yducknow]

“i need to be more social"
me when someone approaches me:

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

That woman case explained well of the proverb "Menegakkan benang yang basah"
I mean its so obvious 😂

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

3 round tiber tak lalu nak breakfast

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Dik, kaki tu nak sama dengan ranting dah, balik tidoq la takyah jogging 🤪

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Promise me the bom thing in bukit kayu hitam doesn't reach my mom😩😩😩
I just convinced her to come with me to pasar malam in Thailand 😩

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Not sure as if my phone already this heavy or because if this new case im using 🥲

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Kenapa lepas niat nak morning walk tiber jadi mengantuk?
Setan kaaa?😩

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

It is like a trend or what?

[Mohd Redzuan Abdul Manap @redzuanNewsMPB]

Miliki Dadah

3 wanita Malaysia pula ditahan di Lapangan Terbang Soekarno-Hatta, Jakarta

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

I need an adult to take this phone from me
I should be sleeping 🥲

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

CRINGE NYAAAAAA🥲

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

You know sometimes when i see error in my text. I just ignore the fak it because it's always in blood to make mistakes 🤪

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

A person who cannot tahan when marah.
One of the reasons i cant and dont want to be a teacher

[MuzeLemonade @KaptenMFR]

Anyway, hari ni buat kes juta2,

Its the new norms