Kara Marie

Part-time yogi, part-time climber. Goofball. Adventure. Wine. insta: kara_maria

[Kara Marie @KaraMaria1]

@Seahawks why are we not playing “my goodies, my goodies, not my goodies” after every Wilson sack?

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@MarriottBonvoy I travel a lot for work - let’s say I wanted to switch my preferred hotel to Marriott Bonvoy hotels - do y’all status match?

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@onepeloton why is my peloton going to sleep during my Just Ride? “Inactivity”…? It’s super annoying.

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@Delta why do you “upgrade” to a middle seat? Like c’mon.

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Wine tasting is just an adult version of a bar crawl.

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My toxic trait is getting upset I got my new trail runners dirty. @justthehorns

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Okay. We just moved to SLC and why am so obsessed with my grocery store. @HarmonsGrocery I love you.

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I shall never understand the crowds that accumulate at gate when a plane starts boarding and then block the whole airport walkway.

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Here’s a little word for the not wise like myself, don’t take a full scoop of Woke AF from @buckedupsupps if you’ve never had it before. Best to ease into it.

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I miss my @onepeloton!!! Movers give me my stuff already. Ugh. #notpatient

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Yo. @onepeloton how come the BEYONCE 2 for 1 ride doesn’t have the cadence and resistance yellow bars on it

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I frequently find myself yelling “THIS BITCH F-ING CRAY.” During my @onepeloton bike classes.

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I feel personally victimized when people refer to the 1990s as thirty years ago.

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Can someone explain why it’s so hard to find a house with a garage in Salt Lake City? #utah #SaltLakeCity

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#seriousquestion my boyfriend frequently just forgets to eat. How does one just forget to do that?

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@Starbucks Can you start staffing your airport cafes again? I waited in line for 30 minutes bc there was only one barista for a ORD cafe. :/ nearly the same time frame at DFW.

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Serious question: Why do airplanes not have cup holders?

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@audible_com @celestebarber_ and @MichelleObama

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@inkmaster is on Netflix now - and all I can think about is getting back in the chair. Netflix about to cost me $$$.

[Kara Marie @KaraMaria1]

Have you ever rewatched Pretty Woman as a grown woman and realized what a condescending prick Edward Lewis is? #PrettyWoman