Kara O'Dea

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Me: wow the Appalachian Trail sounds fun

Also me: REALLY annoyed by this fly in my kitchen

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I think it’s important that once a year we all take a moment to remember that at one point hoards of clowns with weapons was a nationwide concern

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

We can check “dramatically run through the terminal as they call your name for final boarding” off the bucket list.

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Can we collectively agree to stop telling women they’re “brave” when they don’t wear makeup to work? Thanks.

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

“Your point?” “Baby Jesus- Dragon Tamer is part of the Bible!”

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Worked a lil overtime last week so I treated myself with a full tank of gas instead of putting in $10 #luxury 😂

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

@ChloeRaeBaby @sgrate_ 😂😂😂 still start every morning with chocolate milk

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Y’all should take notes

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Here's how former president Barack Obama introduced himself at an event to mark the fifth anniversary of the My Brother's Keeper Alliance:

https://t.co/ViK8wLGZOH

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Here is how we're gonna do this.

1. Trump needs to resign.
2. Pence too.
3. Pelosi becomes President.
4. Government to be opened ASAP.
5. Trump's trial to be on Sundays on HBO after Game of Thrones.
6. Fox News to become music television channel.
7. Don Jr. + Ivanka arrested.

[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

As a woman I can't imagine how it would feel to see an ad that implies I could improve

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Get you a man who knows your chipotle order.

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Got Amazon gift cards for Christmas and just (very excitedly) bought water shoes and a salad spinner so I guess I’m an adult now.

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Hi, I’m an artist in a movie. I sleep in and get lunch with my friends daily. I make one piece of art per month but have lavish gallery openings. My apartment has exposed brick and a second bedroom I use as a studio, and a big kitchen I never use because I eat Chinese every day.

[cozyhammer40slay @Loudwindow]

Every post apocalyptic game is all about violence!! I just wanna decorate my abandoned subway home with fairy lights!! Throw parties with other gas masked survivors!! An Animal Crossing x Stardew Valley inspired game where I can grow giant potatoes and date a buff mutant!!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. there is a box. underneath my tree fren steven. that smells like peanut butter. i am trying my best. to remain calm. but i think it’s for me

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

Love, Actually has some questionable themes but videos of people greeting each other in airport terminals will always make me cry 😭

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

God [creating winter precipitation]: Make it white, sparkly, quiet and serene.

Angel: It’ll be beautiful. They’ll love it.

God: Hmm. Make it slick and dangerous too. I don’t want to spoil them.

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

@themeghanodea I was just watching this last night!! So many warm fuzzies.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

This “advice” article says you shouldn’t eat a whole tub of hummus in a single sitting. The only explanation for this heartbreaking article is blatant islamophobia.

[Kara O'Dea @KaraODea]

In lieu of birthday gifts, can my friends all just come over and clean my house? I’ll provide witty banter and whatever wine is in the fridge.