Hungover, hairs in a low bun...just realized I look just like Matthew McConaughey season 1 true detective...and that might giving myself too much credit.
@AdamSandler you get this a lot but please be our wedding singer? Or atleast show up to our wedding reception? Message back or block me I’d be honored either way.
I went from absolutely hating running into someone at the grocery store to now thinking “well, that was quite refreshing.” #desperateforhumaninteraction
Why do old people get so unnecessarily close to each other when they’re talking? Does your breath smell good? Do you not care? Can you not hear? Just make out already
Ever since I saw this meme Ive realized I mouth-close smile at strangers..it’s been bothering me and I just did it again!! Can anyone else relate? Bleach your teeth and smile with your teeth..Send help.