D.B. Cooper

[D.B. Cooper @Kara_Curren]

did ANYONE else see that blue like meteor looking thing fall from the sky 20mins ago?!?

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

on my period again. i really have to do this shit every month?????

[чай @fatpussyhex]

whoever coined the term “the customer is always right” needs to get kicked in the chest

[Coral DeVille @CoralDeVille]

Kylie Jenner lives in a $35m mansion, and this is the water pressure...

[D.B. Cooper @Kara_Curren]

@milifacent Cus we live in a world where people don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves. This year is a perfect example of that

[D.B. Cooper @Kara_Curren]

Someone tell me how making an earlier closing lowers chances of more covid cases

[The New York Times @nytimes]

New York is bracing for a new wave of coronavirus infections with renewed restrictions.
— Private indoor gatherings to be capped at 10 people
— Bars and restaurants that serve alcohol must close at 10 pm. Gyms too.
— Restrictions start on Friday
https://t.co/GASZS3oep0

[D.B. Cooper @Kara_Curren]

@milifacent A for effort? Lol

[D.B. Cooper @Kara_Curren]

@milifacent Its probably different in ny but where i work, closing at 10 means the difference of MAYBE 1-5 people

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The lawsuit comes two weeks after Democratic lawmakers released a sprawling report on tech giants, saying they had turned from “scrappy” start-ups into “the kinds of monopolies we last saw in the era of oil barons and railroad tycoons.” https://t.co/Qi7GxG39Gi

[Dahlia ⚢ @duhhitsDahlia_]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[megan @chismosavirus]

every time i write a cover letter i feel like im dancing and clapping like a silly little court jester

[Eric Scott @Ericbrianscott]

CONDOM REMINDER!
IF U GET PREGNANT NOW, IT WILL BE A GEMINI.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

it’s so important to stay connected to each other. @katya_zamo

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy