Kara Emily

boo hiss

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

I don’t want CHILdren, I want CHILi’s

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Ticketmaster may not have given me a presale code, but at least Spotify Wrapped knows I’m Taylor Swift’s biggest fan.

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

I could go to therapy or I could just listen to That’s Life by Frank Sinatra any time something goes wrong.

[Britt ~ fan acc @taysrep89]

my spotify wrapped

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Pentatonix are domestic terrorists

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

@MaddieTsou 🤭🤭

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

My man gets that thing farting. Call it pootnani

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Free abortions in the Starbucks parking lot!!

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Tonight as a family, we all shared songs that made us think of my brother and my dad chose a blessthefall song 🤪

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

When them lil bitches start sellin cookies again?

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can’t wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Send me a pic of your “I voted” sticker tomorrow and I’ll kiss you on the lips.

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Sometimes you clap the cheeks, sometimes the cheeks clap you.

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Made 3 phone calls, rewarding myself with 4 hours of TikTok 😌

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Just got fired for being a beautiful princess 😔

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

No nut November. Except it’s every month. Because you’re on anti-depressants.

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

Two things we don’t fuck with: sperm and moles

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

He’s a 2 but he’s a certified forklift operator 🫣

[Kara Emily @Karaemily24]

*makes a phone call instead of sending an email*

Me: im so brave