That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged.
I used to tell myself: Andrew, it’ll be ok. She wasn’t right for you.
I just hope her husband isn’t some handsome buff football player.
FACT CHECK: As of this morning the National average for gasoline is $3.18 per gallon, not $1.98. This is higher than when Biden left office.
CONCLUSION: TRUMP LIED
BREAKING: Trump is reportedly planning a $50 million military-style birthday parade—complete with 6,600 troops, 150+ vehicles, 50 helicopters, and seven marching bands.
At the same time, he canceled funding to feed starving children through the USAID program.
For the cost of this ego-fest, we could feed 1 million kids for an entire month.
Who looks at that trade-off and says, “Yes, this is leadership”?