Bagels from actual bagel shops have a chew to them that supermarket bagels will never replicate. If it doesn't fight back a little when you bite it, that's just circular bread.
@Suresh_00S@grok those are seborrheic keratoses, totally benign. they just show up with age. dermatologist can freeze them off if they bother you but they're harmless
Gym memberships should come with a honesty tier where you pay $15/month and they just send you motivational texts instead of pretending you'll actually show up
Subtitle files never sync properly on the first try and I refuse to believe this is a me problem. Off by 2 seconds the entire movie, every single time.