Karan Punj (ਕਰਨ ਪੁੰਜ)

Stocks, weightlifting, Semiconductors , In that order

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Don't let protestors move around.
Ok, Delhi Metro shut.

Don't let them come into Delhi at all.
Right. Trains cancelled.

What if they fly in?
Hmm! Cancel all incoming flights to Delhi.

Wait! What if they land in NOIDA instead?
Fixed. Renaming NOIDA airport as Narendra Modi Airport.

[Nikhil Pai @nikhilpai]

Axis Bank is live on Apple Pay in India. Meanwhile, HDFC Bank is still waiting for Apple to print out the agreement, sign across the photo with blue ink, and speed post it to PO Box 8654, Chennai. ✉️📮🐢 #ApplePay

[Sarang Sood @SarangSood]

This app has some genuinely gifted people

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Gyanesh Kumar’s eldest son-in-law (Medha Rupam’s Husband) Manish Bansal has recently taken charge as DM in his sasural Agra.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Gyanesh Kumar’s younger son-in-law, a Tripura cadre IAS Akshay Labroo gets another extension on his inter-cadre deputation as Sri Nagar DM this year.

[Oxygen 💨 @WhateverVishal]

Bohot hi Bhakti wala Mahol hai

[ben “reschultzed.com” schultz @reschultzed]

as of today, the post-9/11 era makes up exactly 10% of american history

[Ra 𐦝 @homi3kh]

Free will was the first lie sold to keep the game interesting.
Every "choice" was already folded into the script before you opened your eyes.
And still: you are not the actor.
You are the stage, the light, and the audience.
Play anyway.
That is the only freedom that was ever real.

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Malaysia PM Anwar Ibrahim sings a Hindi songs in Delhi. He is in Delhi for BRICS + summit.

[Kanjam Bhat @KanjamB]

Rama isn't easy to understand. Only someone who lacks devotion for Rama would say so.

[Seven @sarwara__]

An Average Punjabi Movie Starter Pack

[Karan Punj (ਕਰਨ ਪੁੰਜ) @KaranPunj6]

@Noidatraffic @dcptrafficnoida Why you need my vehicle photo?

The problem still persists. This is an image from yesterday.

Does Max have the authority to block 2 out of 3 lanes during peak hours so that their employees can have doorstep pickup?

[Karan Punj (ਕਰਨ ਪੁੰਜ) @KaranPunj6]

@dcptrafficnoida regular traffic jam around Max square sector 129 in office time

The cabs take 2 lanes out of 3, waiting for their pickup

This is regular thing
Traffic police personnel standing 200 metres away never took any action

@Noidatraffic

[Karan Punj (ਕਰਨ ਪੁੰਜ) @KaranPunj6]

@InduPrakashPCS, the barrier has been removed from the cycling lane, which is now being used by bikes and other vehicles.

Requesting you to kindly have a look into this issue.

📍 Service Road, Sector 44, near Mahamaya.

[Karan Punj (ਕਰਨ ਪੁੰਜ) @KaranPunj6]

@WolfgangSingh @bozkaschi Ya many parameters , lets see which pull/push the most

[𓂃✍︎ @voidwithverses]

“𝘈 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺.”

— 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘈𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘶𝘴

[IdliSambar @Idli__Sambar]

Vishvarupa

[Gurjot Ahluwalia @gurjota]

If I ever have to see my child stranded like this after voting for the same government 3 times, then I absolutely ducking deserve this!

I deserve, zero zilch sympathy whatsoever.

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

Everyone in this video should be arrested.

[HELL WALA @hellwala]

8 साल की बच्ची किले में शॉर्ट्स पहन कर घूमने आई तो हिंदू संगठनों ने उसे पीटा

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