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[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Kumbe siri ni kuanza siku na maombi na kueka mungu mbele

[ounce 🇵🇬 @SensibleRapist]

"Yeah look at my yummy ass dinner that my wonderful wife made me! Look everyone!" Fuck you.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[REKY☀️🐍 @REKSZNALT]

me and my niggas tryna get it, ya bish

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Adulting is just losing money you don't even have

[ajay @1meajay]

let me take a wild guess, they're acting like women and princesses, right?

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[don quan @quanjulioo]

i’m the last nigga alive without a baby and you think i’m bouta play step daddy ?

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Tangu niibe sambaza kwa mat siku hizi tu ni... "red onions thinly sliced" done

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

The beauty about the 2027 elections is that the guys who were misadvising Baba are now advising Ruto.

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

"Morning too" surely na mzazi alistruggle kununua English Aid

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

We a dying breed

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

"Our constitution did not give us a voice to whisper" ~ @OkiyaOmtatah

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

It would be equally safe for them to conclude that the majority of us won't let them.

[Philosopher @Philosopher254]

Plot twist: the judge would not believe you if you appeared in his court claiming that your gun used in robbery was stolen from your house and you weren't aware it was stolen for all that time....

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Yeah the american mm/dd/yy is just absurd

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

World Bank urges Kenya to stop raising taxes and focus on spending public money more efficiently.

This comes after widespread opposition forced the government to drop several proposed tax increases in the Finance Bill 2026.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip of burnt passengers & vehicles in Eldoret during 2007/2008 PEV