Bethany karate master (7)

Owning little nip Michael(a very bad man) at karate every week.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@flashember Would you consider selling a speed goose to @Michael1979? I’ve heard he’s looking for one

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@greigmeister @Michael1979 I'm thinking Michael plays the character most like himself, which is obviously Hitler.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@AlastairTaff I am the realist Bethany and @Michael1979's sworn enemy. I would prove it but I have too much spelling homework right now.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Identity theft is not a joke, Michael. Millions of families suffer every year!!! https://t.co/HGCIOA7stx

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Are you at war with your arch-nemesis? Don't worry. I've devised 5 foolproof ways to defeat any enemy

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@bleakhopes He is a terrible man that singles out the weak and downtrodden for his absurd schemes, causing an estimated 400 years of therapy needed for all his victims. The day @Michael1979 is banned from the world wide web (information superhighway) is the day we'll have world peace.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Calling him an opponent is a gross overstatement. Charity case is more fitting. https://t.co/sIADgmjmTh

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Don't make me bring up the first time you tried to break this for your white belt and after failing declared that all sticks and twigs should be banned from the village.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Then you would be defeated by a punching bag or the floor attempting (1) push up so what is the difference? https://t.co/CJQtW55XnW

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@bleakhopes @KarateBethany I respect Sensei's decision but I still maintain that karate club would be better if everyone else was excluded and it was just me and Sensei.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Currently accepting applications for the new Undertaker fan club. Much better than the John Cena fan club. Only requirement is not being in the loser John Cena fan club. Choose wisely.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@MariaStanford @Michael1979 No one will be my record of knocking Michael out .03 seconds into the match. Especially a dumb little baby who can't probably doesn't even have a white belt.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Hopefully Michael will be in a nursing home by then and due to his dementia will have forgotten his password to the world wide web (information superhighway) https://t.co/Afh4KvDggb

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

I would like everyone to bear this in mind when replying to my posts

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@Michael1979 If you send me €5000 I'll have her removed for you on the morrow.

Michael stop reading now.

@bourgeoisalien I will split it with you when this dummy gives it to me at karate club tomorrow.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

A live look at my warmup last night. If you watch closely you can see @Michael1979 cowering in the corner. I'd like to thank @SenseiJakton for the lessons.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

Guys I snuck into @Michael1979's basement while he was "practicing."

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

April fools. I would never apologize to this big mean dummy. The only thing he'll ever be king of is losing at karate. https://t.co/8hqTbodmeS

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

I must seek @Michael1979's forgiveness. He is a good man and I have been a mean jerk. He's such a great example to the local youths, a good karate mentor, and a blessing to the world wide web (information superhighway). All hail Michael, King of the webpipes.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@StudioSpicy @bourgeoisalien @Michael1979 Yes Michael has a way of ruining people forever.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

I went for a walk in the woods today and this tree reminded me of @Michael1979 so I used it for practice.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

I went for a walk in the woods today and this tree reminded me of @Michael1979 so I used it for practice.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@kledger48 @Michael1979 Yeah cause he might actually win a match.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

@MariaStanford @Michael1979 I've truly had a change of heart. I can only hope Michael will forgive me.

[Bethany karate master (7) @KarateBethany]

I must seek @Michael1979's forgiveness. He is a good man and I have been a mean jerk. He's such a great example to the local youths, a good karate mentor, and a blessing to the world wide web (information superhighway). All hail Michael, King of the webpipes.